I lost my wallet again.
Either that or it was stolen by my brother's fucking vulture friends.
Today has not been my day.
Anyone want to kill a legion of 16-18 year old boys for me?
The best blow job in Northwest Indiana* will be your reward. (Ladies may also apply, your reward will be discussed upon completion of the mission.)
Anyone?
*Statement verified by at least 3 people.
Either that or it was stolen by my brother's fucking vulture friends.
Today has not been my day.
Anyone want to kill a legion of 16-18 year old boys for me?
The best blow job in Northwest Indiana* will be your reward. (Ladies may also apply, your reward will be discussed upon completion of the mission.)
Anyone?
*Statement verified by at least 3 people.
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if i give you my wallet, would that earn me brownie points?
i've been to Lowell, IA before, it was in the northwest.. if your town is like that town, or near that town.. i'm so sorry.
Are we talking slow, painful deaths or quick and stealthy? I'm the master of slow, torturous ones...