Lila posted something in response to my previous journal about people opening their mouths when they have absolutely no idea what they're talking about, which made me think of a story-- I posted it in her journal, but it makes me laugh so hard that I think I'll post it here too:
***In response to your post in my journal about someone telling you that you would "grow up and stop abusing your body"-- (silly, silly people) I was sitting outside the grocery store, waiting for my friend to get off of work, and some woman came near me. She stood a couple feet in front of me for what seemed like a couple minutes, just staring. I finally shot her a what in the hell are you staring at look, and she said, get this, "Jesus doesn't like people that look like you."
I shit you not.
My friends still don't believe me.***
***In response to your post in my journal about someone telling you that you would "grow up and stop abusing your body"-- (silly, silly people) I was sitting outside the grocery store, waiting for my friend to get off of work, and some woman came near me. She stood a couple feet in front of me for what seemed like a couple minutes, just staring. I finally shot her a what in the hell are you staring at look, and she said, get this, "Jesus doesn't like people that look like you."
I shit you not.
My friends still don't believe me.***
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goatsgotohell:
Stop thinking about my last name and using it in funny English phrases.... =P
gwendolyn:
It's just something that can't be helped! Would you like anymore tea, Miss?