guymontag451

Tim Burton is remaking Alice in Wonderland. Tim, can you please stop ruining classic franchises? Enough is enough. You have become a slave to your own shitty cinematic style. You're played out. What? Destroying Batman, Planet of the Apes, and Willy Wonka and The Chcocolate Factory wasn't enough? C'mon Tim, it's getting old man. Hmmm...let me see, who can we get to play the mad hatter? Hmmm...no need for auditions or any of that trife, let's just cast Johnny Depp. No Tim, Johnny Depp is not the only good actor on the fucking planet! And sometimes maybe you should think that he can't play everything. Haven't you learned your lesson with Willy Wonka? He was hideously miscast, not that your mancrush on him would allow you to see this idiocy, let alone admit to it. Listen, DeNiro is a great actor too, but I wouldn't cast him as Peter Pan, you understand? Of course you don't Tim. You're a hackshow. I mean you've made a few decent films a long time ago, but now your like a really shitty Tim Burton cover band doing covers of yourself in your brief "glory days." Could you imagine if you had to make Beetlegeuse again today? There would be no Michael Keaton as Beetlegeuse, only you guessed it, Johnny f-ing Depp! I will be sure to avoid this like poison when it shits its way into theatres...