gustw

Okay...so like, if yer an SG gal whose come here to figure out which dumb A-hole spammed you with a stupid request to vote in sum asinine contest....
SORRY!

I didn't really think it wus spam so much cuz I'm not selling anything, and I'm a goddamned mutha-fing SUPERPINUP who should be worshiped like Cleopatra or Christina Ricci!

But really...I'm sorry to have bugged you,...
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I kno' that I probably haven't buried my way into any of yer hearts, but if ya feel charitable and would like to vote fer me to be Mister Viva Las Vegas...just click on the link below...they make ya sign up on the site, but you won't git Spam...I swear.

http://www.vivalasvegas.net/pinups/contestvote.asp?ContestID=4&view=thumbs

xoox,
Gu$

Somebody e-mailed me this poem...it was written by a 9-year-old boy, or somethin', who is disabled.

I admit sometimes I don't know EE cummings from Shakespeare, but I thought someone out there who really knows poetry and is super smart, might be able to help me with this...analyzis it and stuff.

HEAVEN'S NOT THAT FAR AWAY
BY LUKE PETROWSKI

ANOTHER SHINY MORNING
A BIG HUG...
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