First of all I would like to offer a solid "FUCK YOU" to miss Mother Nature for her gift of allergies. I certainly enjoy having my head feel like a rugby ball underneath a scrumhalf. Between the stabbing pain in my eyes and the constant sneeze attacks I did manage to find time to pray for my own death and the freedom from pollen that would come with it.
In other business an eldery man from New Jersey called me a douche bag yesterday. Now it could just be me, but I don't think it was my fault that he chose not to appear in court for his DUII hearing or the other 4 charges against him. Nor was it my fault that the Judge decided that his absence was disrespectful and issued a bench warrent for his arrest as well as full guilty verdicts on all charges. However, I will concede it was my fault for answeing the phone in my office and expecting the person on the line to be reasonable and polite. Silly me. God forbid people actually take responsibility for themselves. Hell, if you miss a dentist appt. they charge you. What the hell did he expect from the state court. Silly bastard. I hope he gets booked with a biker gang...the litte turd.
Books currently being read- How to Be Good by Nick Hornby and A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius by Dave Eggers.
In other business an eldery man from New Jersey called me a douche bag yesterday. Now it could just be me, but I don't think it was my fault that he chose not to appear in court for his DUII hearing or the other 4 charges against him. Nor was it my fault that the Judge decided that his absence was disrespectful and issued a bench warrent for his arrest as well as full guilty verdicts on all charges. However, I will concede it was my fault for answeing the phone in my office and expecting the person on the line to be reasonable and polite. Silly me. God forbid people actually take responsibility for themselves. Hell, if you miss a dentist appt. they charge you. What the hell did he expect from the state court. Silly bastard. I hope he gets booked with a biker gang...the litte turd.
Books currently being read- How to Be Good by Nick Hornby and A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius by Dave Eggers.
And... I agree with you. Fuck Mother Nature. I'm guessing that if it's pollen that's messing w/ your poor little nose and eyes... then that must be what I'm allergic to too! We live pretty close, so it must have just burst into the air. I haven't even HAD allergies before, and from what I've been experiencing... THEY SUCK ASS!
Sorry about that guy from New Jersey. People suck. I had some lady try to get my attention today by saying "Yoo-hoo". I ignored her until a coworker asked her if she needed help, and she said, "no... I want her". I told her "Oh, were you Yoo hooing me? Because my name is Joni" But it was my fuck you voice, so she got the point. I don't think I made a friend!
Have a good night!!!