Hmm.......ponder ponder ponder.
I believe I have managed to really fall for someone. I have no idea how it snuck up on me and stabbed me in the kidney like it did but I came back from my visit to Eugene filled with a longing to return to one woman and to never look at another again. I can't explain it. I knew we were friends but there...
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jayne:
i actually didn't realize that she'd written something new. i'll have to check it out.
HAPPY DAY
I'm 22 years old.
I live with my parents.
I have a bachelors degree.
I owe the USA $13,000 for said degree.
I have $17.00 in my bank account.
I work a dead-end retail job.
I have been single for over a year.
What did I do wrong?
I live with my parents.
I have a bachelors degree.
I owe the USA $13,000 for said degree.
I have $17.00 in my bank account.
I work a dead-end retail job.
I have been single for over a year.
What did I do wrong?
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ophelia:
I don't know, but I think it's the same thing that nearly everyone's doing wrong at the moment. 
*sighs*
*sighs*
awkward:
I read message opted to give you a call.
But alas I recieved no answer.
Not one.
None at all.
But alas I recieved no answer.
Not one.
None at all.
Hmm, so I guess I am boring. I have nothing to bitch about at all really. Is that a bad thing? Not to say that I am 100% content with my life but I think I would be naive if I expected to love every minute of it. I do have some comments to make though I guess.
#1: My Chiefs are the football gods...
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#1: My Chiefs are the football gods...
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ophelia:
I need to have my blinds down all the time, otherwise I forget what I'm doing, start ripping off my clothes, and suddenly realise that my whole street's seen my boobies. Mmmmmmm, alkimahol.
ryan:
yes! yay's all around! 
i found happy!
i found happy! So, upon encouragement from a friend, I just thought I would share my "amazing, totally wow" day. Give me a second to make it up. 
Well, after waking up next to my supermodel girlfriend this morning, I had my personal chef, Emeril, take it up a notch and cook me a good kajun breakfast. I then dropped her off in my McClaren f-1 and drove...
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Well, after waking up next to my supermodel girlfriend this morning, I had my personal chef, Emeril, take it up a notch and cook me a good kajun breakfast. I then dropped her off in my McClaren f-1 and drove...
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gunter:
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fanboy001:
GO SEE KILL BILL AS SOON AS YOU CAN!!!!
Hello again everyone.
Fanboy001 and I have decided that BoomBoomHuckJam sounds like a Kama Sutra position. Anyone else agree? Can you think of any other good names for sex positions?
I would also like to extend a nice "UP YOURS" to the city of Portland today. Due to the Portland Marathon, the Womens World Cup. and the BoomBookHuckJam, I got to ride the max train...
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Fanboy001 and I have decided that BoomBoomHuckJam sounds like a Kama Sutra position. Anyone else agree? Can you think of any other good names for sex positions?
I would also like to extend a nice "UP YOURS" to the city of Portland today. Due to the Portland Marathon, the Womens World Cup. and the BoomBookHuckJam, I got to ride the max train...
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mrgrieves:
I fuckin hate the max! That infernal machine kills me daily!!
ophelia:
I've just been trying to work out what position a BoomBoomHuckJam would be, and I can't see how it would work out.
Schoolgirl outfits? Where? *drools*
Schoolgirl outfits? Where? *drools*
I am feeling rather lazy on my second day of existance on the SG site, therefore I think I will just pose a few questions for folks to kick around....enjoy
1) How long does one have to be single (or just go without sex) before their virginity returns?
2) If angels have bird wings and devils have bat wings, where are all the religious icons...
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1) How long does one have to be single (or just go without sex) before their virginity returns?
2) If angels have bird wings and devils have bat wings, where are all the religious icons...
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babyblue:
Wow, there's another state where you can't pump your own gas? What's New Jersey's logic for it?
1. Depends on how vigorously they were used beforehand.
2. Would you want to worship something that looked like a flying squirrel? It's all about the image, baby.
3. Depends on my intentions. Favorite bar, The Bonfire. Favorite club, used to be the Blackbird, now...I'll have to get back to you.
1. Depends on how vigorously they were used beforehand.
2. Would you want to worship something that looked like a flying squirrel? It's all about the image, baby.
3. Depends on my intentions. Favorite bar, The Bonfire. Favorite club, used to be the Blackbird, now...I'll have to get back to you.
madigan:
Nay, the answer lies in thee night.
Welcome
Welcome
Well folks, here be my first little online journal thing. I just thought I would explain my horrid photo. It was taken by FanBoy001 after a nice evening of drinking and getting puked on by a few folks AND stepping in dog shit....not my best evening....hence the frightening visage you see before you. There will be better ones soon enough.
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fanboy001:
DEAR GOD WHAT IS THAT THING....oh.... wait...I know you.
roxypixie:
hey you.