First of all I would like to offer a solid "FUCK YOU" to miss Mother Nature for her gift of allergies. I certainly enjoy having my head feel like a rugby ball underneath a scrumhalf. Between the stabbing pain in my eyes and the constant sneeze attacks I did manage to find time to pray for my own death and the freedom from pollen that...
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It appears that boredom and some extra cash have lured me back into the fold. Feel free to welcome me back, those of you who care.
damn_pretty:
Awww, I'm going to friend you, just because I dont want you to have no friends! (i can't include the fact that you added yourself.)
Alrighty folks, my little subscription thing ends on the 28th so I figured I would write a more proper farewell.
To those of you here that haven't pissed me off, I wish you well and wish there were less of the people that do piss me off. To those of you who do piss me off, well you can fuck off and maybe I will...
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To those of you here that haven't pissed me off, I wish you well and wish there were less of the people that do piss me off. To those of you who do piss me off, well you can fuck off and maybe I will...
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Fuck drunking idiocy, fuck stupid people and their "woe-is-me-my-daddy-didn't-hug-me-enough" bullshit, fuck girls with more mental conditions than every Roman emperor combined, fuck flaky people, fuck anybody that pisses me off that I didn't name above and fuck me for being gullable enough to actually expect a level of competency out of my fellow humans. Good night, sleep tight and eat my dick. 
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gunter:
Good bye everyone. I'll lock the door on my way out.
ophelia:
*kicks people*
Well folks, time for that update thing.
I actually felt really great today. I got a lot of work done at the publishing house, got some errands accomplished, it is a short week, etc.....things are just well, good. I even felt a bit studly today. I was/am feeling like a hottie. Probably cause I was in a good mood and that seems to shine through...
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I actually felt really great today. I got a lot of work done at the publishing house, got some errands accomplished, it is a short week, etc.....things are just well, good. I even felt a bit studly today. I was/am feeling like a hottie. Probably cause I was in a good mood and that seems to shine through...
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roxypixie:
well, you gotta post on the boards and whatnot before they let you in. I would vouch for you but I'm trying to keep a low profile around here. yipes.
so what's new?
xoxo roxy
so what's new?
xoxo roxy
awkward:
You're a sweetie treat.
You naughty fuck. -teehee-
Viva la celebration!
-runs to cry in a corner-
You naughty fuck. -teehee-
Viva la celebration!
-runs to cry in a corner-
Rrrr? -eyebrow-
Maybe an update tomorrow
Maybe an update tomorrow
Someone give me a good reason not to be in a bad mood or just angry in general. Christ I put up with a lot of crap....why do I do that?
achtung:
My roomate just got dumped by mother other roommates sister and now is probably going to fuck our next door neighbor and I have a black Pekingese named Vader
gunter:
I dunno if I am in a bad mood anymore but I do feel like I was just hit by a tornado of weird energy.
Whoo whaaaaaa!!!!! Lack of sleepy is making me crazy.
Anybody in the Portland area wanna help get me outta my go to work-go home and sleep-go to work again schedule? Life is working into a nice holiday funk at this pace.
Anybody in the Portland area wanna help get me outta my go to work-go home and sleep-go to work again schedule? Life is working into a nice holiday funk at this pace.
ophelia:
I'd help if I wasn't in the Great White North. 
I used to work with a couple of guys who would randomly play Scatman John tracks full blast while we were working, and we'd have to stop serving customers for a minute.
I used to work with a couple of guys who would randomly play Scatman John tracks full blast while we were working, and we'd have to stop serving customers for a minute.
awkward:
It's my secret to keep..
Ooo.. doesn't that just make your
head feel like it's going to explode?
aww... head explody.. cute.
Ooo.. doesn't that just make your
head feel like it's going to explode?
aww... head explody.. cute.
For the few folks that take the time to read my occasional updates, you will know that I am fairly enamored with a young lady. Until recently, I had no idea how rusty my skills were. I have been single for just over a year after being in a long term relationship and I seem to have two left feet again when it comes to...
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awkward:
exactly.
-laughs-
-laughs-
gunter:
I'm so confused.
Well tomorrow is now today and I believe that wonderful girl I mentioned yesterday probably thinks that I'm a lamer. The fates kinda conspired against me today. Between miscommunications and bad traffic we only got to see each other for just over an hour or so maybe AND we really couldn't think of anything to do except wander an interesting little section of town. Not...
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ophelia:
Yay cheek kiss!
Good luck
Good luck
Well, I suppose it is time for some type of actual update. I have recently started my internship with a publishing company. It is fun. I enjoy it. I don't enjoy the 14 hour work-days splitting my time between the publisher, the store I work at and the public transport system. At least tomorrow I only have the internship and I get to see a...
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Should I go for the 1-Up or take the warp tunnel to level 7?
ophelia:
warp tunnel! warp tunnel! 
And... I agree with you. Fuck Mother Nature. I'm guessing that if it's pollen that's messing w/ your poor little nose and eyes... then that must be what I'm allergic to too! We live pretty close, so it must have just burst into the air. I haven't even HAD allergies before, and from what I've been experiencing... THEY SUCK ASS!
Sorry about that guy from New Jersey. People suck. I had some lady try to get my attention today by saying "Yoo-hoo". I ignored her until a coworker asked her if she needed help, and she said, "no... I want her". I told her "Oh, were you Yoo hooing me? Because my name is Joni" But it was my fuck you voice, so she got the point. I don't think I made a friend!
Have a good night!!!