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The phone rings and the lady of the house answers: "Hello."
"Mrs. Sanders, please."
"Speaking."
"Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible."
"What do...
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"Mrs. Sanders, please."
"Speaking."
"Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible."
"What do...
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lil_em:
Hehehe 
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lee:
Haha.
Kiss and Slap
A young Technician and his General Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.
After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young tech are interested in each other, because they...
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A young Technician and his General Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.
After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young tech are interested in each other, because they...
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lil_em:
Very true!!
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A young girl was going on a date. Her grandmother said: "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is going to try and kiss you, you are going to like that, but don't let Him do that. He is going to try and feel your breast, you are going to like that but don't let him do that. But most...
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lil_em:
Hehe, nice one
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lee:
Haha, that made me laugh.
Dry eyes
You pour through appeals and excuses late into the darkness of night . Still awake hoping , as the sun burns away the mist in the dawn's early light. As you hold on to the first tear refusing to let it see flight. You know in your heart the love you desire , the needs you have, were never really in sight. You...
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lil_em:
I love reading your blogs. You're right of course and I should learn from your words 
Kisses to you honey.
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Kisses to you honey.
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The greatest thing in the world is to know how to belong to oneself."
"Manifest plainness/Embrace simplicity,/reduce selfishness,/Have few desires."
Lao-tzu
Once 5-26-08
Images , sounds , scents.
The flash of a shapely leg.
The sound of fingers caressing the edge of an ear.
The scent of sweet perfume, Her scent lingering on the breeze.
Once mine.
The brush of her lips to the back...
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"Manifest plainness/Embrace simplicity,/reduce selfishness,/Have few desires."
Lao-tzu
Once 5-26-08
Images , sounds , scents.
The flash of a shapely leg.
The sound of fingers caressing the edge of an ear.
The scent of sweet perfume, Her scent lingering on the breeze.
Once mine.
The brush of her lips to the back...
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lil_em:
Wow 
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lee:
Did you write that? It's beautiful.
To say the least we wouldn't be here without her. Happy Mother's day to all that are and to those that will be.
lee:
That is true.
niuniu:
thank you for the nice comment
Images
Autumn leaves flowing on a whispering wind. Raindrops running across the rooftop.Footsteps of someone you await. The call of a doorbell, to a lover`s embrace. Sounds of a first impassioned kiss. A hand drawn across a lover`s cheek. The rustle of clean sheets over two nude forms. The sweet exhale of one`s desires released. An ear pressed to the heartbeat`s warmth. Water droplets splashing...
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Autumn leaves flowing on a whispering wind. Raindrops running across the rooftop.Footsteps of someone you await. The call of a doorbell, to a lover`s embrace. Sounds of a first impassioned kiss. A hand drawn across a lover`s cheek. The rustle of clean sheets over two nude forms. The sweet exhale of one`s desires released. An ear pressed to the heartbeat`s warmth. Water droplets splashing...
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lil_em:
Wow, I can picture all of those things, I just wish they'd come true.
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Three old mischievous grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home.
About then an old grandpa walked by, and one of the old grandma's yelled out saying,
"Bet we can tell exactly how old you are."
The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools."
One of the old grandmas said, "Sure we can! Just drop your...
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About then an old grandpa walked by, and one of the old grandma's yelled out saying,
"Bet we can tell exactly how old you are."
The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools."
One of the old grandmas said, "Sure we can! Just drop your...
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katalina:
YAY for new friends!!!
katalina:
Thanks for your nice words, I took lots of maternity photos.
LiL' Johnny joke day.......(yes I was bored )
A school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"
First little girl says "The sky is definitely blue"
Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be grey, or orange..."
Second little boy..."Trees are definitely green"
"Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown..."
Little Johnny from the back...
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A school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"
First little girl says "The sky is definitely blue"
Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be grey, or orange..."
Second little boy..."Trees are definitely green"
"Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown..."
Little Johnny from the back...
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Keep in touch!
-Renna