WIshin all a unique day one to remember
A few images for Valentine's day
Images , sounds , scents.
The flash of a shapely leg.
The sound of fingers caressing the edge of an ear.
The scent of sweet perfume, Her scent lingering on the breeze.
Once mine.
The brush of her lips to the back of my neck.
Butterfly kisses , along my arm...
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lil_em:
Awwww, Happy Valentines Day lovely. Hope you have a good day xx
Ole school
Back in the day this was called Mr.Crusty
Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms. As Bob's standing there, taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to take a leak.
Bob finishes and starts to leave when the man asks Bob to help...
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warning:
I've been depressed for 120000 years LOL. But I will live...I always do. It's just certain days that it is worse.
lavonne:
Thanks! 
A little Johnnie joke to start the day.
Johnny and his grampa go fishing. They'd been out for a while and weren't catching much. Grampa lights up a cigarette and starts smoking. Johnny says, "hey grandpa... Can I smoke a cigarette?"
And grampa says, "Well, Johnny... Can your penis touch your asshole?"
And Johnny says, "no."
And grampa says, "Well, there's your answer."
Johnny was...
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Johnny and his grampa go fishing. They'd been out for a while and weren't catching much. Grampa lights up a cigarette and starts smoking. Johnny says, "hey grandpa... Can I smoke a cigarette?"
And grampa says, "Well, Johnny... Can your penis touch your asshole?"
And Johnny says, "no."
And grampa says, "Well, there's your answer."
Johnny was...
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lil_em:
Hehe, nice one! Hope you're ok love?
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Astrological Signs Like You have Never Seen them
1. Taurus (April 21-May 21)
These people are earthy, natural, and have a direct approach
to the opposite sex which can only be called tactless. The
typical Taurus pickup line is "wanna fuck?" The typical Taurus
comeback to that line is "no, thanks, I already have one asshole
in my pants."
But once a Taurus has his...
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abbiss:
I'm an Aquarius and everything there, except this single sentence "people of this sign
are the most likely to have fleas, lice, herpes and VD" is true!
are the most likely to have fleas, lice, herpes and VD" is true!
gunnslinger8:
Don't worry the person that wrote it was just goofin. My sign got ripped lol but hey , if you cant laugh at yourself.
I have forgiven mistakes that were unforgivable,
I have tried to replace those who were unreplaceable
and tried to forget those who were unforgettable.
I have done things on impulse.
I have been let down by those
whom I thought would never let me down
but I have also let others down.
I have laughed when It was almost impossible to laugh.
I have held...
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I have tried to replace those who were unreplaceable
and tried to forget those who were unforgettable.
I have done things on impulse.
I have been let down by those
whom I thought would never let me down
but I have also let others down.
I have laughed when It was almost impossible to laugh.
I have held...
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abbiss:
You'll be ok.
First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor:
The first is that you not be disgusted by anything...
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So this is Christmas , I am at work right now I have spend 8 plus hours listening to clients talk to keep away the blues. The human spirit is a strange thing. I have watched tears flow and heard stories of love lost and loved one gone . But each person left the office seem to feel better . I often wonder what that...
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blackbettiepaige:
The shit just makes me giggle....im not ashamed of anything that I have done but its the fact that the person searched me out which I dont get....but what the hell.....I was going to end up naked on the internet anyway. 
A thought
How often have you wondered about love. Would you know the one if they stood before you. Can you see that your souls are bound. That is all things no matter what cannot rip you from one another. In a world of billions you will be blessed with meeting that one.
Have you ever dreamed , even a short dream about this. I...
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How often have you wondered about love. Would you know the one if they stood before you. Can you see that your souls are bound. That is all things no matter what cannot rip you from one another. In a world of billions you will be blessed with meeting that one.
Have you ever dreamed , even a short dream about this. I...
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abbiss:
QUite often...
gunnslinger8:
Lillin74,
I work mental health , I work on puttin minds back together after they are broken . We are human beings , our minds are a gift and a curse. Fate is a point of view. I have learned you can only handle what you are ready for . To find a soulmate you have to be ready to except they may not come in the form or type person you think you want. It is the soul that is important. I have re- thought the fact that the person may take a life time to find or may not even be on the earth in my lifetime. But souls are eternal. Soulmate's type of love is rare . It is like love if you dont know the true beauty and horror of it , you are in for a ride and that may not be a good thing. So keep your eyes open and head up or you miss what is in front of you . Look at all the wonders on this site. There are so many many flavors. Taste as many as you can , You might have to review the not in the cards. There are 52 and times 52 ways to use them is 2704. Odds are with those that dont give up.
I work mental health , I work on puttin minds back together after they are broken . We are human beings , our minds are a gift and a curse. Fate is a point of view. I have learned you can only handle what you are ready for . To find a soulmate you have to be ready to except they may not come in the form or type person you think you want. It is the soul that is important. I have re- thought the fact that the person may take a life time to find or may not even be on the earth in my lifetime. But souls are eternal. Soulmate's type of love is rare . It is like love if you dont know the true beauty and horror of it , you are in for a ride and that may not be a good thing. So keep your eyes open and head up or you miss what is in front of you . Look at all the wonders on this site. There are so many many flavors. Taste as many as you can , You might have to review the not in the cards. There are 52 and times 52 ways to use them is 2704. Odds are with those that dont give up.
The Greatest Irony of Love
Loving the right person at the wrong time, Having the wrong person when the time is right, and finding out that you love someone right after that person walks out of your life....
And sometimes, you think that you're already over a person, but when you see them smile at you, You'll suddenly realize that you're just pretending to be...
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Loving the right person at the wrong time, Having the wrong person when the time is right, and finding out that you love someone right after that person walks out of your life....
And sometimes, you think that you're already over a person, but when you see them smile at you, You'll suddenly realize that you're just pretending to be...
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lil_em:
Oh how I hope you're right, really I do...........
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asinforhim:
I hope you're right too...
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WHY LITTLE ONES ARE MAGIC
1) NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm
summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead
of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I
was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old
shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't
wearing a seat belt!"
2) OPINIONS
On the...
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WHY LITTLE ONES ARE MAGIC
1) NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm
summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead
of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I
was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old
shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't
wearing a seat belt!"
2) OPINIONS
On the...
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Dear Walter (or why men dont write advice columns)
Dear Walter: I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for
work, leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't
gone more than a mile down the road, when my engine conked out and the
car shuddered to a halt.
I walked back home to get...
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makala:
wow. I don't think Walter helped out too much. Sorry about what happened, babe. That really sucks. If you are up for it, you two could try out counseling. My brother and his wife were having problems kinda similar to that, they went to a marriage counselor, and after that they were picking flowers for each other and doing all kinds of sweet things. I guess it's worth a shot. I know you didn't ask for my opinion, but i hope it helps at least a little bit.
Makala
Makala
Moral of the story..
Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a
towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob,
the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that
towel."
After thinking...
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Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a
towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob,
the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that
towel."
After thinking...
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lil_em:
Thank you for the friend request 
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