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Autumn leaves flowing on a whispering wind. Raindrops running across the rooftop.Footsteps of someone you await. The call of a doorbell, to a lover`s embrace. Sounds of a first impassioned kiss. A hand drawn across a lover`s cheek. The rustle of clean sheets over two nude forms. The sweet exhale of one`s desires released. An ear pressed to the heartbeat`s warmth. Water droplets splashing...
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Autumn leaves flowing on a whispering wind. Raindrops running across the rooftop.Footsteps of someone you await. The call of a doorbell, to a lover`s embrace. Sounds of a first impassioned kiss. A hand drawn across a lover`s cheek. The rustle of clean sheets over two nude forms. The sweet exhale of one`s desires released. An ear pressed to the heartbeat`s warmth. Water droplets splashing...
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Three old mischievous grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home.
About then an old grandpa walked by, and one of the old grandma's yelled out saying,
"Bet we can tell exactly how old you are."
The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools."
One of the old grandmas said, "Sure we can! Just drop your...
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About then an old grandpa walked by, and one of the old grandma's yelled out saying,
"Bet we can tell exactly how old you are."
The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools."
One of the old grandmas said, "Sure we can! Just drop your...
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katalina:
YAY for new friends!!!
katalina:
Thanks for your nice words, I took lots of maternity photos.
LiL' Johnny joke day.......(yes I was bored )
A school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"
First little girl says "The sky is definitely blue"
Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be grey, or orange..."
Second little boy..."Trees are definitely green"
"Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown..."
Little Johnny from the back...
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A school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"
First little girl says "The sky is definitely blue"
Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be grey, or orange..."
Second little boy..."Trees are definitely green"
"Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown..."
Little Johnny from the back...
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Rubbing Her The Right Way
A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.
One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her...
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A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.
One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her...
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abbiss:
LOL.
acacia:
Haha!
Four Friends
NOW, WOULDN'T THIS PUT A KINK IN YOUR TAIL FEATHERS.
> >Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the restroom. Those who remained talked about their kids.
> >
> >The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a...
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NOW, WOULDN'T THIS PUT A KINK IN YOUR TAIL FEATHERS.
> >Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the restroom. Those who remained talked about their kids.
> >
> >The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a...
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Mommie knows best.
Cup of Tea
One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me.
I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from an accident.
Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was
one
of my favorite toys.
Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news...
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lil_em:
Hehe, that is the cutest thing!! Bless 
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lorelei:
hahahah cute story!! thank you for your comment on my new set!! xoxo
This is so funny I have to blog it. I wrote yesterday about the wildlife here. So on the heels comes this short.
I work crazy hours so I am out late and never really think about it. I was coming home late last night and unpacking my laptop and paper work for the monthly notes and reports. Up here there have been a lot...
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I work crazy hours so I am out late and never really think about it. I was coming home late last night and unpacking my laptop and paper work for the monthly notes and reports. Up here there have been a lot...
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lil_em:
Awwww, that's so cute!! 
I'm glad you're safe too, you never know when the 'killer wabbits' will strike!
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I'm glad you're safe too, you never know when the 'killer wabbits' will strike!
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gunnslinger8:
My co-workers were rolling when I told them . I found a big bag of cut up carrots on my desk at work .
Every since I watched the final destination films , I get this watch the signs of the day moment thing going . I saw a hawk take a rabbit from the road when I was driving home this morning. It was such a primal sight , It was like in slow motion . I know it happen like in a flash but briefly I was...
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lil_em:
Wow, I love all things nature, but it can also be very cruel. Poor bunny wabbit 
The scenery you see sounds like a dream to me, and everything Gosport isn't. Like a non-real world too
I hope you're having a lovely day today and please be careful if you get bears in your own back yard! Try and get some photos for me darling, that would make my day.
xx
The scenery you see sounds like a dream to me, and everything Gosport isn't. Like a non-real world too
I hope you're having a lovely day today and please be careful if you get bears in your own back yard! Try and get some photos for me darling, that would make my day.
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lee:
That's so awesome that you get to see wildlife like that on a daily basis.
1. How many people have you kissed since New Years?
three
2. Where will you be 12 hours from now?
On the interstate, racing to work.
3. Is it easy for others to make you feel intimidated?
Never let them see you sweat ( translate: Hell to the NO)
4. Do you know what you are going to wear tomorrow?
Yeah Jeans my day to...
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three
2. Where will you be 12 hours from now?
On the interstate, racing to work.
3. Is it easy for others to make you feel intimidated?
Never let them see you sweat ( translate: Hell to the NO)
4. Do you know what you are going to wear tomorrow?
Yeah Jeans my day to...
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lil_em:
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Pub Sausage
Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money. Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'
He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.
Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at...
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I usually put jokes on here because my daily life is surrounded by broken minds and spirits. But for a few moments I want to be serious. I read how each of you have faced trying times , heart ache, death of loved ones so many of life's dramas . But do you take the time to see how you on here by choice are...
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lil_em:
You made me cry again you beast!! Still, I know exactly what you mean and I for one am extremely proud and feel very lucky that you're a corner on my page. It's always lovely to hear from you darling.
Big kiss coming your way. Hope you have a lovely Wednesday.
xx
Big kiss coming your way. Hope you have a lovely Wednesday.
xx
LEMONS and SUGAR
This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror
where one could read it every day.
You may not realize it, but it's 100% true.
1. There are at least two people in this world
that you would die for.
2. At least 15 people in this world
love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you...
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This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror
where one could read it every day.
You may not realize it, but it's 100% true.
1. There are at least two people in this world
that you would die for.
2. At least 15 people in this world
love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you...
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lil_em:
Sooooo sweet, it's put a smile on my face honey.
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