Bumper stickers
Support Cannibalism EAT ME!
God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.
I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
I wasn't born a bitch. Men like you made me this way.
Keep honking while I reload.
Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?
Madness takes its...
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A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress. After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See that, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She begins to...
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A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress. After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See that, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She begins to...
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machiko:
thank you for my set comment hunni!!!!!
glad you enjoyed it!
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glad you enjoyed it!
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lil_em:
Sorry love, I'm not sure I understand though. I'm not that intelligent 
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It's Little johnny time.
Legendarily naughty Little Johnny sat in class quietly as the students were composing a poem with their teacher. When she asked for an F-word that rhymed with "duck" he waved his hand feverishly.
The teacher frowned and passed him by. No kids, however, could offer her a solution. Finally she glared at Johnny and called on him.
Johnny put on his...
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dryad:
ha ha ha
akuma:
yes! 
There was a darkness in her eyes . An end of all things coldness. But her touch was warm. She lie nude in front of me, sweat covered and lusty. I spoke no words covered the distance and waited for her needs to be known. She rolled to her back in one motion, pointing between her thighs. Ripping she took off my belts and pushed...
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I watch the clouds today. Funny the thing s and people that come into your thoughts. I remembered a hawk I watched from time to time at her mates grave. The woman I have come to think of when I see her By the way , Lee you have had some great sets I looked over them again after I finished watching the clouds ....
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lil_em:
Oh honey, how the bloody hell did I miss this blog?! I'm soooooooo sorry, that's not like me at all!!
And you mentioned me too? Bless you sweetheart
I do agree with you but at the same time, whether these things are on the news or not, they are real and happening. That doesn't mean I'll ever give up trying to make bad into good etc., it's just so disturbing! Having said that, it makes me more determined to be a good person and try and help somebody else less fortunate than myself
Love is what the world is missing these days
It seems your protective vibes are working too my knight so thank you
Have a wonderful weekend wontcha and get some bloody photos taken for me!! You've been promising for ages!! xx
And you mentioned me too? Bless you sweetheart
I do agree with you but at the same time, whether these things are on the news or not, they are real and happening. That doesn't mean I'll ever give up trying to make bad into good etc., it's just so disturbing! Having said that, it makes me more determined to be a good person and try and help somebody else less fortunate than myself
Love is what the world is missing these days
It seems your protective vibes are working too my knight so thank you
Have a wonderful weekend wontcha and get some bloody photos taken for me!! You've been promising for ages!! xx
tai_:
thank you for the comment on my set sir!
thank you for the comment on my set sir!
lee:
What show?
gunnslinger8:
The name of the show is "freaky links". You can visit the site online at the same name. It is like a live version of the cartoon Scooby-doo. Sort of cultish.
Wishing everyone the best up coming year. One more chance to do it right.
dryad:
Happy New Year!
Christmas is here just bout gone , So what the fuck New Year 's next who is ready to get their party on. What are you doing for New Years..
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gunnslinger8:
That might be a wild time on New years who knows what is up lol.
franny:
Hello!
Thnaks for the friend request and the love on my set
Thnaks for the friend request and the love on my set
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jewelz:
MERRY CHRISTMAS SG! I hope your Christmas and the New Year are full of lots of love and laughter
MERRY CHRISTMAS SG! I hope your Christmas and the New Year are full of lots of love and laughter
lil_em:
Merry Christmas to you my knight 
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lil_em:
She was absolutely beautiful..... xx
Black Testicles
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing a oxygen mask over his mouth and nose still heavily sedated
from a difficult four hour surgical procedure. A young and very pretty student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
Nurse , he mumbles from behind the mask " Are my testicles black?
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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing a oxygen mask over his mouth and nose still heavily sedated
from a difficult four hour surgical procedure. A young and very pretty student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
Nurse , he mumbles from behind the mask " Are my testicles black?
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lee:
Haha!
squee:
Ha ha ha ha ha
Something useful for the holidays.
MONEY IS SHORT, TIMES ARE HARD. I JUST TEXT YOU , YOUR CHRISTMAS CARD. SINCERELY , YOUR BROKE
ASS FRIEND. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
LOL I thought this was a hoot. pass it on.
MONEY IS SHORT, TIMES ARE HARD. I JUST TEXT YOU , YOUR CHRISTMAS CARD. SINCERELY , YOUR BROKE
ASS FRIEND. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
LOL I thought this was a hoot. pass it on.
lee:
Lol.
dryad:
I actually got one of those. The same time my bf did, from the same person. I felt really special.
Happy Valentines for yesterday honey. I hope you had a lovely day and some nice treats xx