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gumbercules81

Martinsburg, WV

Member Since 2005

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Saturday Mar 26, 2005

Mar 26, 2005
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I have absolutely nothing to do today, so why not just get on the old journal and type whatever comes to mind. It's like Randy Newman in the Y2K episode of Family Guy, just singing what he sees. "Hey there, Rover. Come on over!" What do you think about Seth McFarlane's ability at satire? Is it equal to Matt Groening's, below Groening's, or superior? Or is it on a completely different level? The guy who wrote the Simpsons book I finished up the other week says that Family Guy can't hold a candle to what The Simpsons have accomplished. Or what about American Dad? Did anyone else think that show absolutely blew great big chunks?

Easter weekend, and all the worshipping I'm going to do is my trip to Barnes & Noble and Best Buy to exercise the sad, tired cliche and worship at the altar of consumerism. I'm apparently not the only one, because both parking lots were filled with the stupidest drivers I've ever encountered. although whenever I set out on the road in this town I encounter the stupidest drivers in the world. I never really liked the idea of a compact car until I moved here and moved down by the Grandin, where all the streets are about as narrow as my dick. People have no right to park in the street when their SUV takes up half the fucking road. If I had any balls I'd key every SUV I saw with slogans like, "I'm changing the environment, as k me how!" Or I'd just slash their tires.

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