Well, it's official, I'm moving the 1st of the month. Yay me! No more bi-polar roommates bringing home $800 worth of crap to clutter up the living room or a puppy on a whim. No more lover's quarrels to crap up my day. No more dishes sitting in the sink for weeks at a time (or worse yet, on the stove, with refried beans still in them 
). I'm outta here!
Of course, that does have a downside. In the event that I go grey, don't panic! Stay calm, take a deep breath, and tell yourself that it's not the end of the world. I realize that this entire website may very well run the risk of falling apart if I take a short leave of absence, but I firmly believe that you will all be okay.
Though, if you're reading this and thinking, "NOOOOOOOOOO! What will I do without his nonsensical drunken posts and his sharp-as-a-spoon wit for a couple weeks???" I may just have the answer for you. Ask me politely and I may just send you a letter, or some banana bread, or both.
Ask me even MORE politely and I may even give you my phone number.
Or don't, because chances are you aren't reading this journal right now anyhow.
). I'm outta here!
Of course, that does have a downside. In the event that I go grey, don't panic! Stay calm, take a deep breath, and tell yourself that it's not the end of the world. I realize that this entire website may very well run the risk of falling apart if I take a short leave of absence, but I firmly believe that you will all be okay.
Though, if you're reading this and thinking, "NOOOOOOOOOO! What will I do without his nonsensical drunken posts and his sharp-as-a-spoon wit for a couple weeks???" I may just have the answer for you. Ask me politely and I may just send you a letter, or some banana bread, or both.
Ask me even MORE politely and I may even give you my phone number.
Or don't, because chances are you aren't reading this journal right now anyhow.
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bluevalentine:
Would I like some..bread? blue in your eyes? "some" ? 
mxpxfish: