guildenstern

Grumble grumble grumble TAXES grunble grumble.

Grumble grumble fill out yet another form grumble grumble.

Grumble grumble pen ran out of ink, printer flashing "Paper Jam" grumble grumble.

Grumble grumble grumble red Swingline stapler is out of staples grumble grumble

Incident responce is fun!!! Good waste of 10 hours of my life because McAfee's emergency dat to catch bagel.j does not work on workstation scanners (works on servers, go figure) and some Luser decides to check his hotmail and run an attachment. *Mental note to blackhole hotmail.com*

Who is she who looks forth as the morning,
beautiful as the moon,
clear as the sun?

It is like watching a child at Christmas, women house shopping. The exuberance with which they explain the positive features and the slight downtrodden intonation used while going over the negative. Then the following, perky, it can be fixed, right? Which is the subtle segue into decoration ideas.

I hear aluminum foil is all the rage lately.

Woot!!! Long work hours pay off, raise and promotion.