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Who ya gonna call?....Me. Call me.

Mar 25, 2022
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Been watching this paranormal caught on camera show recently. Couple things:

First: "UFO" videos are dumb. Every one of em. Not saying aliens are impossible but none of the people on the show ever mention drones. Nobody in the videos and none of those "experts" they have analyzing the videos. If an extraterrestrial wanted to covertly visit and observe us, they wouldn't show up in a craft with blinking lights. Use your brain...

Second: drunk people do dumb shit. Sometimes they're naked when they do it. Or wearing an odd outfit. Most of the time, they're having trouble walking like a functional human. That doesn't mean what you recorded from a distance was a skin walker. Use your brain...

Third: don't call yourself a "ghost hunter" if, as soon as you discover some eerie sounds or things moving by themselves, you're gonna stop recording and leave the location. Stick around, interact, and try to get some good shit on camera. What's the worst it can do to you? Scratch you a little? Psh, my dog scratches me up every time we rough house. If something gets thrown at you out of the darkness, throw it back! You see a shadow move into another room, tag you're it! Go chase em! Don't be a weenie and hunt that damn ghost! It can't kill you. Use your brain...

In conclusion: sasquatch don't exist, spirits do, and you people should invite me next time you go looking for anything paranormal.

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vithen:
@guanoloco hahahaha I love how you think, what would our team be called ?
Mar 2, 2023
guanoloco:
@vithen hmm good question. Assuming your username here is a reference to the Indian city of Vithe, we would naturally be "The bat shit crazy Indians." Which fits me also due to my native American skin. What would your suggestion be though?
Mar 3, 2023

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