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grumpyturtle

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Friday Aug 26, 2005

Aug 26, 2005
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Things growing up with 4 sisters has taught me about females(Either by telling me, or through action)

(Randomly thought of this, no reason behind it)

1. Don't hit females, even if they are your sister(I pretty much hate all males who would hit a female)
2. Treat females with Respect.
3. Open the car door for them
4. To quote all my sisters and my mother too "If you ever cheat on a girl, we'll kill you" Lesson there.... Don't cheat...
5. Chocolate is one of the major food groups
6. Do not question chocolate
7. Don't eat their chocolate
8. When PMS hits, pretty much lock yourself in your room and hide(this does not apply to Girlfriends)
9. If one happens to anger a female while she is PMSing, you can't win, Don't try... You can't win...
10, Never say "What's the matter? Are you on your period or something?" and to my credit, I've never said it
11. Don't speak when female is uuber mad at you and on period
12. Number 11 does not apply to Girlfriends, if you do number 11 when you are dating a female, it'll will backfire
13. Don't make fun of crying
14. Seven Brides for Sever Brothers, Dirty Dancing, Strictly Ballroom, Swing Kids, Stand by Me, are fantastic movies
15. Don't poke them in the eyes... They really hate that...
16. Don't sware
17. Be polite
18. Don't stare at the titties
19. Put the seat up.
20. Put the seat down
21. DON'T PEE ON THE SEAT
22. Taking photos without makeup on, or morning hair, is strictly forbidden
23. Don't ever tell a female she looks bad... No matter how god ugly she is
24. That dress doesn't make your ass look big
25. "I donno" is not an answer...(But for some reason, I still use it)
26. Figure skating is interesting...
27. I'm a freakin' ballet dancer...
28. When a female asks "Are you going to wear that?" It's time to change
29. Don't question their taste in men... just go with it... No matter how strange it is...
30. Girls fart too

Thats all I can think of at the moment, I'm sure theres more that I just think is common knowlage... Maybe I'll update if I think of more... For now, It's my weekend... and it's time to nap before I start my day.. YESSSSS
vulvatron:
You've never opened the car door. PFT!

And you definitely giggle when I cry while watching Extreme Home Makeover.

[Edited on Aug 26, 2005 11:00AM]
Aug 26, 2005

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