Fuck work man, fuck it, they're just retards there... Well.. ONE person is, and he's the fucking boss of the place...
SO, the reason behind fucking with everyone's hours, is it'll make people more productive... Thanks, wanna jab something up my ass? That'll make me move even faster!
Sometimes, I see wood with knots in it, and the knots are cracked, and it looks kinda like a b-hole.
I wonder if it's the fact that poop comes out of it that makes butt holes so unattractive, or just the fact that it's an ugly ugly thing...
I'm going to share with you an old story that happened to me sometime in Jan. 2004, it's pretty gross, but I think you can all manage... maybe...
So I was up late one night, printing off some tea party invitations that someone ordered.
So I thought... Dang it, I want a drink....
Now we have a fridge outside, it's where we keep the extra milk, and some juices when there isn't enough room in the inside fridge, and there was juice out there, and that's where I was goin'.
So I opened the sliding glass door, and stepped outside, as Micky and Groucho watched (cats), and I stepped in something and it stuck to the bottom of my foot...
I swore and cursed at those cats it went something like "Oh you fucking cock sucking mother fucking cats shitting everywhere."
So I shook my foot a few times to kick the shit off the bottom of my foot... Er... what I thought was shit....
It wasn't shit...
It was much worse....
I shook my foot a few times, and it wasn't cat crap that popped off the bottom of my foot onto the ground... oh no... not at all... It was a dead bird.... And did I mention it was half eaten?
A head, two wings, and some red stuff...
After a few dry heaves, and some uncontrollable swearing at the cats, who were looking at me confused as I dragged my foot against the edge of the sliding glass door to get the feeling off, I wandered through the house swearing and cursing, rubbing my foot against everything trying to get that nasty sensation off...
I never thought I'd wish that it had been cat crap I stepped in...
I didn't really want a drink after that...
Mmmmm! insert your
faces now
SO, the reason behind fucking with everyone's hours, is it'll make people more productive... Thanks, wanna jab something up my ass? That'll make me move even faster!
Sometimes, I see wood with knots in it, and the knots are cracked, and it looks kinda like a b-hole.
I wonder if it's the fact that poop comes out of it that makes butt holes so unattractive, or just the fact that it's an ugly ugly thing...
I'm going to share with you an old story that happened to me sometime in Jan. 2004, it's pretty gross, but I think you can all manage... maybe...
So I was up late one night, printing off some tea party invitations that someone ordered.
So I thought... Dang it, I want a drink....
Now we have a fridge outside, it's where we keep the extra milk, and some juices when there isn't enough room in the inside fridge, and there was juice out there, and that's where I was goin'.
So I opened the sliding glass door, and stepped outside, as Micky and Groucho watched (cats), and I stepped in something and it stuck to the bottom of my foot...
I swore and cursed at those cats it went something like "Oh you fucking cock sucking mother fucking cats shitting everywhere."
So I shook my foot a few times to kick the shit off the bottom of my foot... Er... what I thought was shit....
It wasn't shit...
It was much worse....
I shook my foot a few times, and it wasn't cat crap that popped off the bottom of my foot onto the ground... oh no... not at all... It was a dead bird.... And did I mention it was half eaten?
A head, two wings, and some red stuff...
After a few dry heaves, and some uncontrollable swearing at the cats, who were looking at me confused as I dragged my foot against the edge of the sliding glass door to get the feeling off, I wandered through the house swearing and cursing, rubbing my foot against everything trying to get that nasty sensation off...
I never thought I'd wish that it had been cat crap I stepped in...
I didn't really want a drink after that...
Mmmmm! insert your
faces now
kinkerbelle:
mmm. dead bird. yummy. Tastes like chicken. 
mmm. dead bird. yummy. Tastes like chicken.