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Thursday Jul 21, 2005

Jul 21, 2005
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Fucking computer froze while I was writing this out... Lets see if I can make it this time...
I got to thinking about toys, and how lame they are now days, all the Bratz, Power Rangers, crap like that, and then I think... Mine were lame too, I just didn't know any better...
I always had those few GI Joes that came apart in the middle, and were impossible to hook back together, so I would wind up seeing how far I could chuck the lower torso of a small army man.... and the answer is... Damn far...
My Little Ponies, while they were awesome yes, they were quite lame too... They couldn't move, they all looked the same, just different colors and hair, marketing smarts there.. But I did learn to braid on one of those suckers!
He-Man... Well... They were all just gay...
Tranformers... Oh they just Ruled, fucking awesome... I miss the one that turned into a cassette player, and the one that turned into a gun... FUCK YEAH!
And then my sisters always had that one Barbie that's neck broke, so her head didn't stay on, so they had to shove her head low on her neck, so she looked all retarded...
She never got to go on the hot dates with Ken, no one wants to date a mutant... Well... Maybe the Ken that his Hair paint was rubbing off... She could date his bald ass... They both need to settle...

What's the point of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?
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kinkerbelle:
It's a microbone. haha. tongue biggrin
Jul 21, 2005
vulvatron:
Yeah, maybe some bitches will get shanked.

Only you would think of gangsta penguins, sugahpants. Only youuu.
Jul 21, 2005

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