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grumpyturtle

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Wednesday Jul 20, 2005

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The worst part about working nights... Not being able to watch Bob Ross paint his happy trees on PBS cause you've gotta sleep... To hell with that!
I just yawned like 20 times...
I've so got nothing to say... Hrmm...
The fact that they make Maxi Pads for Thongs kinda worries me, do you really need to wear a pad and a thong combo? Maybe I don't get it cause I don't have a vagina... But from what my sisters tell me, that week is not a week to do the whole feeling sexy thing... *shrug*
Not quite as worriesome as Lamb Skin condoms... mmmm! Lets slide some of that on and... wait.. lets not...
I wanna do naked slip and slide with KY jelly instead of water... Well... maybe not totally naked... I have parts that could snag...
Naked Twister covered in Astroglyde would be fun too...
Anyway, I'm out of here, sleep time for me... See you all in hell...

I like to say Quark.... Quark quark quark quark!
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evergreen_____:
You're lovely. Lamb skin has pores, so it makes for damn risky condoms. Next idea please folks.

I'd imagine that maxi pads with thongs would leak. The whole point is coverage. Personally I like to sit in my isolated hut, on a cushion of sphagnum.
Jul 20, 2005
vulvatron:
I agree with that lady up there ^^. If you're going to wear a pad, you're not going to feel like wearing skimpy panties around. Not to mention thongs are intrusive enough, they don't need to have a lump of sticky cotton on top of them for added discomfort. So, down with the thong pads? Yes.
Jul 20, 2005

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