Ballet class at 9:30 AM after 10 hours of work? I THINK SO!!! Here's to kicking your own ass... This is the life I chose... Oh well.. Gotta keep myself in shape somehow!
*eek eek mother fucker*
*eek eek mother fucker*Man I was awesome at work lastnight... Stabbed myself with my box razor, scraped open my arm, had shit land on me, and accidently scraped off a scar on my knuckled, oh the bloody times that ensued! And the bandaids we have at work suck big floppy donkey dick.
3 more days of work, then I gets me my money, booya!
and no... I shan't...
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3 more days of work, then I gets me my money, booya!
and no... I shan't...
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vulvatron:
Seacrest...OUT
kinkerbelle:
that's awesome that you're a dancer. 
What all types of dancing do you do?
What all types of dancing do you do? I'm going to start uploading a page or 2 or 3 a week of my comedy/adult comic book Super Slut, if you all are interested in it, either message me and let me know you'll be looking at it, or add me as a friend, so that way I'm not just showing my friends who have already seen it and no one else...
Thanks
Thanks
vulvatron:
Supa slut to the rescuee
vulvatron:
How about not trying to catch pictures of my tits popping out? I will annihilate you.
How about not trying to catch pictures of my tits popping out? I will annihilate you.
So if you wanna go insane... Just have them play Oldies on the Overhead at work, have a co-worker blasting the lastest overplayed shit on Z100, and your own music on headphones... Oh the times you'll have!!!
I heard that fucking Black Eyes Peas song twice in a half an hour span... I will kill them if I ever meet them... Spet the chick... I'll...
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I heard that fucking Black Eyes Peas song twice in a half an hour span... I will kill them if I ever meet them... Spet the chick... I'll...
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Frakin' A, work sucked, long ass day where it seems like you wind up with more crap then you started with...
I donno what to write about... Umm.. Tom Curise is going insane quickly... And Katie Holmes is kinda odd looking...
And I wanna See March of the Penguins... Yes yes, 2 hours of waddletasticness, WOO!
So anyway, I can't think, so I'm going to...
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I donno what to write about... Umm.. Tom Curise is going insane quickly... And Katie Holmes is kinda odd looking...
And I wanna See March of the Penguins... Yes yes, 2 hours of waddletasticness, WOO!
So anyway, I can't think, so I'm going to...
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vulvatron:
sleep? or masturbate? SHAME ON YOU!
Boooo to the weekend almost being over, oh wells, I'm trying to fit a lot into it... AKA, sleep
But I've managed hang out with the big 3... Wait... The only 3... Kelsey, Ken, and Alyssa... Playin' Wario Ware inc. Talkin' bout B. Holes and poop. Oh the happiness...
Oh I have the Vault of Whores comic in Absinthe has in her set, its all...
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But I've managed hang out with the big 3... Wait... The only 3... Kelsey, Ken, and Alyssa... Playin' Wario Ware inc. Talkin' bout B. Holes and poop. Oh the happiness...
Oh I have the Vault of Whores comic in Absinthe has in her set, its all...
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vulvatron:
So from looking at your fav's i can see that you like asses waaaay more than I knew you did.
Last night was long... Moving 150+ pound furniture around makes you grunt and strain and all that, and when it isn't sliding back and knocking you over, you feel quite powerful and manly...
My feet kinda smell like butt...
Kelsey got me started on texting last night.. that was fun!
.:slerp slerp:.
ummm, not a whole lot else going on right now... need a drink,...
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My feet kinda smell like butt...
Kelsey got me started on texting last night.. that was fun!
.:slerp slerp:.
ummm, not a whole lot else going on right now... need a drink,...
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vulvatron:
hhot
oh yeah, and you look supa buff. that's cuz you is.
[Edited on Jun 23, 2005 12:42AM]
hhot
oh yeah, and you look supa buff. that's cuz you is.
[Edited on Jun 23, 2005 12:42AM]
Knees aren't sexy... With that said, we can continue...
So the best thing about working nights is that you come home and get to check out the new suicde girls before you go to sleep, of course waking up to it would be devine as well... But who wants to masterbate first thing in the morning? I mean... er... Look! A goose!
Putting HomeStar Runner...
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So the best thing about working nights is that you come home and get to check out the new suicde girls before you go to sleep, of course waking up to it would be devine as well... But who wants to masterbate first thing in the morning? I mean... er... Look! A goose!
Putting HomeStar Runner...
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vulvatron:
Rainbow Brite... Doot doot doot doot doot.
I don't remember the words.
I don't remember the words.
Well, my weekend is over... Didn't last as long as I wanted, and didn't do all the stuff I wanted, spent far too much time doing stuff I didn't want... Ah wells...
Got all my laundry done, but I think I need a belt for these new pants, cause my PDT holdster is gonna be pulling my pants down and no one needs to be...
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Got all my laundry done, but I think I need a belt for these new pants, cause my PDT holdster is gonna be pulling my pants down and no one needs to be...
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vulvatron:
B-Hole!! Huge eye picture!! Poopoopachuuute!
You didn't tell me that about your mom. That's awesome. Super awesome. Yay!
Just wait until payday. I'm totally getting you Dickies (or so I hope).
Talk to you tomorrow guy, have fun at work.
PROTECT THE B-HOLE!
You didn't tell me that about your mom. That's awesome. Super awesome. Yay!
Just wait until payday. I'm totally getting you Dickies (or so I hope).
Talk to you tomorrow guy, have fun at work.
PROTECT THE B-HOLE!
I'm tired and stuff, running on 2 mini naps at the moment, about to drink Orange soda... woo...
Went all over today Driving Kelsey here, which was good, she got to make fun of my tight pants, which I wore because I had no clean pair... But It caused me to buy a new pair... And discovered I need a pair of Dickies, cause according...
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Went all over today Driving Kelsey here, which was good, she got to make fun of my tight pants, which I wore because I had no clean pair... But It caused me to buy a new pair... And discovered I need a pair of Dickies, cause according...
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vulvatron:
I want to get you dickies.
My feet stink... and are a little sore... But on the up side, work goes by a lot faster when you have music to listen to, wooooo ipod mini!
It sure beats listening to the Rap/hiphop station people listen to... Or the Spanish channel... I'll listen to my German disco music thank you very much!
So now that I have favorite girls on here, I...
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It sure beats listening to the Rap/hiphop station people listen to... Or the Spanish channel... I'll listen to my German disco music thank you very much!
So now that I have favorite girls on here, I...
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vulvatron:
You are a dirty sleazeball.
just kidding, show me your goods
just kidding, show me your goods
vulvatron:
Oh, by the way...You're the BEST.
Middle of my weekend! In the middle of watching Ricki-O the greatest/worst movie of all time.... Get it, or read the review on i-mockery.com... Yes!
And push up bras? Fucking fantastic!
Man... Going through Suicide girls... takes forever.... So many Coochie Na na's, so many jubblies... Which are the best? Good gravy!
I got a massage on Friday, That was quite relaxing, running on 4...
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And push up bras? Fucking fantastic!
Man... Going through Suicide girls... takes forever.... So many Coochie Na na's, so many jubblies... Which are the best? Good gravy!
I got a massage on Friday, That was quite relaxing, running on 4...
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vulvatron:
massage my penor.
I'll get your V back. wink wink. nudge nudge. fart.