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Mmmmmm...Filet of Reptilioid sounds *so* good right now!

"HOW TO COOK AN ALIEN

Was the Weber Charcoal Barbcue

designed from the wreck of an alien spaceship

at Roswell in 1947?

This fact has been kept hidden from the public for years!
The argument for eating Aliens

1. Aliens come here uninvited.
2. They ate Elvis.
3. They mutilate our cattle, and probe abductees by shoving probes in their rectum and performing other unspeakable acts upon unsuspecting victims.
4. They are plentiful, more plentiful than the strained seas and land resources, and they seem to be coming in increasing numbers (if you beleive what some people are saying).
5. They are Kosher meat.
6. They taste good if prepared well.
7. According to some,they mess around with the Space Shuttle, when astronauts launch sattelites.
8. Their meat is safer than British Beef. "


Read the rest (including recipes) here:
http://users.bigpond.net.au/wanglese/Alien_recipes.html

GS
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willystickman:
I'm gonna be pretty busy at work this afternoon, but I will try the program as soon as I get home tonite. I hope it works, what i've read kicks ass.
Jul 22, 2005
willystickman:
It didn't work, and it wont even let me copy page for page, it wont copy at all. I could print screen it, but I'd be at it for a week. I called my cousin he's a bad ass computer hand maybe he can figure something out. I'll get back to you.

[Edited on Jul 22, 2005 7:53PM]
Jul 22, 2005

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