grumpyoldbastard

Watch out for this Supermarket scam I got caught with
the other day:

Two good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your
car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk.
They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and
Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of
their skimpy t-shirts

It will be impossible not to look. When you thank them
and offer them payment, they say 'No' and instead ask
you for a ride to another supermarket.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way,
they start having sex with each other. Then one of
them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral
sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice
on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday.