grumpyoldbastard

ok here goes!! it is a good day today just like yesterday and tomorrow, it will be with today being yesterday and tomorrow being today with the next day being tomorrow

BEER DRINKING TROUBLESHOOTING GUIDE

SYMPTOM
CAUSE
CORRECTIVE ACTION

Feet cold and wet
Glass Being held at incorrect angle.
Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling

Feet warm and wet
Improper Bladder Control
Stand next to nearest dog, complain about lack of house training

Beer unusually pale and tasteless
a. Glass empty.

b. You're holding a Coors Lite
Get someone to buy you another...
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FIRST THING I HAVE TO SAY IS PLEASE MAKE NO JUDGMENTS.

LAST SATURDAY I HEARD THAT A FRIEND HAD COMMITED SUICIDE BY GUN. HE WAS NOT A CLOSE FRIEND BUT HE WAS A FRIEND. WE HAD SOME THINGS IN COMMON AS IN THE USMC AND WE WORKED TOGETHER FOR ABOUT 2 YEARS. HE WAS ONLY 27 YEARS OLD AND I CANNOT SEE WHAT WOULD MAKE...
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this is sam my mutt she wanted to say hello to everybody

here is one tag i got it will not be passed on from here


NEVER!!!!
( ) I've Never Been Drunk
( ) I've Never Smoked Pot
( ) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex
(X) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(X) I've Never Crashed A Friend's Car
( ) I've Never Been To Japan
( ) I've...
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hello everybody i have been off and on here a lot lately. here is my story for today. i was on my space today. and i was asked by two differeng women to send them money so they could get out of nigeria within an hr of each other. dam idiots should keep track of who they try to scam.i believe i have scared them...
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third update for the day it is the better man who can say. I CANNOT FIGUAR OUT HOW TO FUCKING LOAD ANY IMAGES HERE

i will be adding some photos as i can

something us new englanders from the sticks would understand even though i live in the city for now

Forget Rednecks. Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about New Englanders...

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 36 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping it will swim by, you might live in New England.

If...
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