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Tuesday Aug 19, 2008

Aug 19, 2008
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It's been a while since I updated this thing so I'm updating this...thing.

Yeah

Anyway; last weekend was spent in the company of the beautiful sillyokio. We mostly hung out on my couch watching Venture Brothers and Harvey Birdman. That alone makes for a fantastic weekend.

We did get out and about on Saturday to go the Oklahoma City Tattoo convention (three guesses as to where it was held) where we saw some really fantastic artists displaying their portfolios and giving people some really great tattoos. I also noticed that a lot of artists wind up doing Hellraiser based artwork sooner or later. There were two being done in booths right across the aisle from each other at the same time. Both were fantastic work.

Anyway, back to the convention: Okio entered a few of her tattoos in the tattoo contest. She didn't win, but not because her work isn't good (it's beautiful, actually). She was beaten by a guy with a huge and extraordinarily realistic tattoo of a lion's head on his thigh. I think he won three different categories for that and another tattoo (I think he took first and second in at least one category).

We also got to see the Lizard Man do his thing. He was pretty awesome but before he went on stage an associate of his (who's name escapes me) went on to display his air guitar prowess.

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He told some jokes:

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We didn't get any pictures of that, but he does a decent Robert DeNiro.



And he...well...

He displayed his air-sex skills:

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He was hilarious. I was seriously in tears.

Then the Lizard Man went on. Why's he called the Lizard Man?

I'm glad you asked.

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(Those are scissors in his hand. More on those in a bit.)


(I don't know if you can really see it, but his tongue is split)



He performed several feats of, umm...

He did cool stuff.

He did stuff with a keg:

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He did stuff with scissors:

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He did stuff with a corkscrew:

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(Yes, it's going in his nose, out his mouth, around the side of his head, and through the hole in his ear)



He did stuff with a sword:

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He even did stuff with a condom:

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(Not pictured: Lizard Man with the condom running in his nose and out through his mouth. Or, my favorite: Lizard Man stuffing the condom into the back of his throat and blowing it out of his nostril so it stuck out his nose)



He was also drinking beer throughout his act.

All in all, it was a pretty damn good weekend.

In other news: I finally got around to getting a new cell phone this weekend. It's an LG Shine and it's pretty awesome.

The first thing I did with it was set my ringtone to play "Eye of the Tiger".

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Actually, the first thing I did was take video clips of my weiner. bok

It's sort've what I do.

VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
thefreak:
MUTTONCHOP HAT!

Also, the dude in your profile pic still scares me to this day.

-TM
Aug 29, 2008
kellymonster:
Your profile picture is the best.
Sep 2, 2008

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