Today I received Warren Ellis' new novel Crooked Little Vein and devoured it in it's entirety in one sitting. It's dirty, wrong, fascinating, greasy, and overall fantastic. If you're a fan of the weird and perverted (and if you're not, what the hell are you doing here?) or if you're a fan of Warren Ellis you need to go out and find this book.

If you've never heard of Warren Ellis then shame on you. He writes a column here on SG on Sundays called The Sunday Hangover as well as a metric fuck-ton of comics such as Fell, Transmetropolitan, New Universal, Doktor Sleepless (Dok Sleepless #1 was awesome by the way), and quite a few more. Read his column. Read his comics. Read his books. Fill your brain meat with the filthy thoughts of the self-proclaimed Internet Jesus. Doooo iiit.

Also: The White Stripes' new album gets better every time I listen to it.

Now stop bothering me...