Bionicfemme comes one week from today...i cannot wait. I am nervous about meeting her but I know all will go well. She is a talented, insightful, and beautiful all around person and from the moment I started talking to her I felt a certain spark was there...
On another note, I was just reading the current events board. i just cannot agree with some of...
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On another note, I was just reading the current events board. i just cannot agree with some of...
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I hate Wal-Mart....as far as I'm concerned it is the biggest pit of shit in the United States...It is worse than Chinese water torture. All I needed was a navy polo shirt for my new job and some beef jerky, cuz, well..i love beef jerky...purchasing items at Wal-Mart, however, is no easy task. I got stuck behind every mother with 4 or 5 dirty, slow,...
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miss_piss:
you don't look mean to me... nevermind...
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butterfly2:
Take care of her while she's in Texas!
Have a great time, she fucking rocks with her cock out!
Have a great time, she fucking rocks with her cock out!
Morpheus....bring me to her......
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moondaddy:
Did it work?
norritt:
where do you want her?
Phone sex...yea or nay???
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peabodaddy:
Well I've never known anyone--myself included--to resort to phone sex except as a substitute for one-on-one body-slappin' togetherness.
That said, it's "real" sex nonetheless. And it "works" in the utilitarian sense. And certainly has its place. Like masturbation is sexual, but not neccessarily the ideal sexual act.
And in a long-distance relationship, for example, it's a great source of relief and a great foreplay ritual. I mean, if you can't hook up with someone you know you want to be with and you know wants to be with you, when you DO get together...well...it's even better in person.
A long-winded but one-word answer to your short query is: Yea.
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That said, it's "real" sex nonetheless. And it "works" in the utilitarian sense. And certainly has its place. Like masturbation is sexual, but not neccessarily the ideal sexual act.
And in a long-distance relationship, for example, it's a great source of relief and a great foreplay ritual. I mean, if you can't hook up with someone you know you want to be with and you know wants to be with you, when you DO get together...well...it's even better in person.
A long-winded but one-word answer to your short query is: Yea.
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freyja__:
i once had a lover who lived far away
and we got around to it (naturally) one night
just chit chatting away about our missing each other
and whaddya know!? it just happened.
it was sweet, but i don't think i could have done it with just anyone.
it takes a pretty good cummunicator (ha!) to keep the actual CONVERSATION going, you know? moaning and groaning can get old quick.
and we got around to it (naturally) one night
just chit chatting away about our missing each other
and whaddya know!? it just happened.
it was sweet, but i don't think i could have done it with just anyone.
it takes a pretty good cummunicator (ha!) to keep the actual CONVERSATION going, you know? moaning and groaning can get old quick.
Ever walk around your house/apt nude all day just for the hell of it? I did that this morning.
Last night on Showtime I watched a documentary on porn called The Family Business...about porn producer Seymore Butts and his parents who package and distribute the porn.....Now i know what i want to do with my life...make porn. Lots of money and lots of sex...Who's with...
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Last night on Showtime I watched a documentary on porn called The Family Business...about porn producer Seymore Butts and his parents who package and distribute the porn.....Now i know what i want to do with my life...make porn. Lots of money and lots of sex...Who's with...
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r_dominique:
nudity rocks... except when you don't lock the door, and your dad comes busting in on you and your sgnificant other reading porn at the comp... ::blushes:: happened more than once, before we figured out that he needs to call first, and we need to wear clothes.
slebnak:
Seymore is a silly man.
I think I'll walk around my house naked tonight...my mother-in-law outta get a kick out of that.
I think I'll walk around my house naked tonight...my mother-in-law outta get a kick out of that.
Moving sucks...
I have been moving ALLLLLL fucking day an also drove a UHaul from Dallas to Houston...For some reason everyone wants me to go out or party tongiht...noone can understand why, with all my moving (and i havent showered in a day and a half) why I dont want to go out. Is this hard to understand? A few aquantances called my roomate tongiht...
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I have been moving ALLLLLL fucking day an also drove a UHaul from Dallas to Houston...For some reason everyone wants me to go out or party tongiht...noone can understand why, with all my moving (and i havent showered in a day and a half) why I dont want to go out. Is this hard to understand? A few aquantances called my roomate tongiht...
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slebnak:
ah...er...I mean congrats on getting your furniture in 
freyja__:
moving is never fun.
but at least you're home now
and settled and have your things.
people can be so rude sometimes.
you need a nice long bath
and quality time with your toys.
meee-ow.

but at least you're home now
and settled and have your things.
people can be so rude sometimes.
you need a nice long bath
and quality time with your toys.
meee-ow.
Im off to Dallas tommorow to go to my storage unit and get my stuff!! woohoo...
Grrlhavoc Tidbit #1:
I swam competitively year-round from the age of 8. In my teenage years I was one of the best swimmers in certain events in the country and was invited to/attended the Olympic Training Center camp in Colorado Springs, CO
Tidbit #2:
My parents bought me a...
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Grrlhavoc Tidbit #1:
I swam competitively year-round from the age of 8. In my teenage years I was one of the best swimmers in certain events in the country and was invited to/attended the Olympic Training Center camp in Colorado Springs, CO
Tidbit #2:
My parents bought me a...
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moondaddy:
Thankee.
Wow. You're like RoboGrrl. Are you sure Bionicfemme didn't steal your name?
Good god, I'm glad you survived that car wreck.
I've had my share of injuries, all of them during my childhood... Huge gash in my temple from tripping into a fence when I was 11, broke my arm rollerskating when I was 12... plus before that there was a whole slew of incidents that required stitches on my face during my formative years. I was like a little disaster area, always slamming my face into something... lol
I've got a horse in my past, too. The youngest of my aunts used to live on a ranch in Montana with several horses, and one summer when I was 11 she taught me to ride, and I won 5th place in a local walk-n-trot competition! I'd only been riding maybe 2 weeks, and I remember being stunned that I'd beat out several local kids who'd been riding all their lives. Can't touch this! doon-doo-doo doo...
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Wow. You're like RoboGrrl. Are you sure Bionicfemme didn't steal your name?
I've had my share of injuries, all of them during my childhood... Huge gash in my temple from tripping into a fence when I was 11, broke my arm rollerskating when I was 12... plus before that there was a whole slew of incidents that required stitches on my face during my formative years. I was like a little disaster area, always slamming my face into something... lol
I've got a horse in my past, too. The youngest of my aunts used to live on a ranch in Montana with several horses, and one summer when I was 11 she taught me to ride, and I won 5th place in a local walk-n-trot competition! I'd only been riding maybe 2 weeks, and I remember being stunned that I'd beat out several local kids who'd been riding all their lives. Can't touch this! doon-doo-doo doo...
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roxxee:
Hey Girl! Wow, that's a few interesting tidbits. My two bottom left ribs were broken a couple of years ago-ouch. That definately sucked. Who knows whats next? Something great I'm sure. We are on for that beer whenever you want to go. Where to?
So i worked with the pharmacist today that likes to listen to Rush Limbaugh while we work...Rush said something today that I couldnt believe...he was talking about how the anti-war people just do not realize the "inherent goodness" of the United States....hmmm. Our country sure as hell didn't use this inherent goodness to help those in Rwanda or Cambodia years ago who were being massacred...
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slebnak:
you're a long way from hot flashes
how the hell do you ground a cat??
how the hell do you ground a cat??
thursday:
pet spiderman for me.
maybe if you had named him something a little less active, like snufalufagus or eeyore... : )
maybe if you had named him something a little less active, like snufalufagus or eeyore... : )
Yay for companies that have same sex benefits...
On another note...bills to regulate abortion and ban same-sex civil unions will recieve hearings Monday in Austin, TX......the committee hearing them consistes of 7 men....5 Republicans and 2 Democrats.....ugh...not looking good...
On another note...bills to regulate abortion and ban same-sex civil unions will recieve hearings Monday in Austin, TX......the committee hearing them consistes of 7 men....5 Republicans and 2 Democrats.....ugh...not looking good...
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_v_:
you're welcome
wisp:
That is just plain scary. Even worse tho' when they finish stacking the supreme court...
Happy St. Patricks day...pinch me..i never wear green.
Bionicfemme is coming to see me on my birthday...April 3rd!!! Talk about a damn good birtday present..now if only I can get her top pop out of a cake wearing only a black feather boa....hmmm

Bionicfemme is coming to see me on my birthday...April 3rd!!! Talk about a damn good birtday present..now if only I can get her top pop out of a cake wearing only a black feather boa....hmmm
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tara81:
i love it! I hope you two run away and get married 
mtlqueen:
Heh, I'm sure you can talk her into it! She'd look HOT in a black feather boa! Have a fantastic birthday party, just the two of you...
That's just the info I needed (notice what a fibber the Czar is?).
And I figured you'd be the one to help me.
Gracias!