grrlhavoc

I have a Hello Kitty ballon!!!!! It floats around my room in all its shiny pink glory....Ms Kitty peering down at me from her helium blimp....

I am off to eat Vietnamese....mmm Seafood noodle soup and spring rolls!

im your huckleberry

Gahhhh i have been working sooo much lately...sorry for the lagging unpdate,

I have been trying to give someone advice on what to do with certain things in their life...i dont think she listens much. Oh well..i am a bit older and have been through more so maybe I am just more jaded...i do think I know what im doing though...I just wish she would...
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Ok so I just got back from working at a pharmacy that is under construction...the construction workers broke the thermostat so it is stuck on 57 degrees....i will be wearing a sweater tommorow...I will now pause to continue thawing.....

my reflection for today:

Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone
going faster than you is a maniac?

very true...very...
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Never raise your hand to a child. It leaves your groin unprotected.

So I went to the Houston Zoo today with my fundamentalist Christian father. I pulled up into the parking lot and saw children and SUVs everywhere and knew the day would be arduous. The zoo in itself was awesomethe habitats are large and natural and the animals were cheerful and playful. My father though, was his usual self.

I was close to my father growing...
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My roomate's birthday is today so we took her to eat at a Mexican place and she got a blow-up doll as a present who we named Whora. Whora had a bang-up time and sat in my lap a-plently! Too bad she smelled like a beach ball. I prefer calling her J-Ho since she resembles Jennifer Lopez....

Im Broke

Name this song and group I...
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Ok ok ok the party is finally over The cops were only called once to this one due to my party members being vocal in the hot tub....they need spankings. The party wore me out. Im hours behind on my beauty sleep...i was falling asleep on the phone wit Bionicfemme last night. She has a soothing voice.

I am craving House Special Won Ton from...
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ok im at home and we are having a party....there are 40 drunk and crazy lesbians here woohoo....anyone in Houston wanna come?

Of course our party attracted a group of straight men who thought we were a party of straight girls...they are cool n hangin out though. Probably a good story to tell the buddies tommorow

My pussy needs shaving again....his hair is getting long again.

Party at my place tongiht We will have about 40 lesbians over drinking and getting rowdy...so who wants to come?

I GOT A HELLO KITTY BALLOON FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!! AND A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE!!!!!