Someone wrote me the most amazing poem today! I have read it like 20 times...Noone has ever done something like that for me. 
What is it with lesbians and drama...I cant even go to a fucking gay bar for an hour now without catching some kind of bullshit attack from someone...Just leave me alone and let me drink my beer for fuck's sake...I feel like making a movie called "When Lesbians Attack" ...the movie version of Bionicfemme's story...I will be the main attacker of course and it will be a "choose your own adventure" type movie.
Do you want Dyke A to 1)Hit Dyke B with flaming dildo 2) Recite Sapphic Poetry 3) Make evil remark or 4) Become vegan
Beer is my power-up and a fiery dildo will be my weapon...Bend over bitch
There is room for sequels...anyone interested?
I havent slept much the past 24 hours....I think my brain clicked into overdrive....so much going on....so much to do.....even more to say.
Cant wait for San Fran mid-may woohoo
What is it with lesbians and drama...I cant even go to a fucking gay bar for an hour now without catching some kind of bullshit attack from someone...Just leave me alone and let me drink my beer for fuck's sake...I feel like making a movie called "When Lesbians Attack" ...the movie version of Bionicfemme's story...I will be the main attacker of course and it will be a "choose your own adventure" type movie.
Do you want Dyke A to 1)Hit Dyke B with flaming dildo 2) Recite Sapphic Poetry 3) Make evil remark or 4) Become vegan
Beer is my power-up and a fiery dildo will be my weapon...Bend over bitch
There is room for sequels...anyone interested?
I havent slept much the past 24 hours....I think my brain clicked into overdrive....so much going on....so much to do.....even more to say.
Cant wait for San Fran mid-may woohoo
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photo_obscura:
But of course you're a good girl! I too a 100% angelic sweet young thing who helps old ladies cross the street and gives all my money to charity... 
nala:
hmmm pretty eye