I work in a pharmacy and on a daily basis have to hear about, and see thing s i would rather not see...for instance I will often times find myself gazing at an attractive girl near the pharmacy when she comes up to me and asks me what she should get for her vaginal itch or yeast infection.
Snippets of recent work phone conversations:
93 year old lady: ......umm...HELLLLO.....HELLLOOOO
Me: Helloooo this is the pharmacy can i help you?
93 year old lady: HELLLLO
Me: HELLO
93 year old lady: UMMM.....(dropping phone).......(random clicking noises for 30 secs......HELLOO...i need a refill.....ooops i dropped the bottle....(scrambles for 1 minute) ....OK (4 minutes after i picked up the phone) here is the number.....
and
ME: (answering phone) Pharmacy
Lady: I left my suppositories in the car and they melted...can i exchange them.....
Snippets of recent work phone conversations:
93 year old lady: ......umm...HELLLLO.....HELLLOOOO
Me: Helloooo this is the pharmacy can i help you?
93 year old lady: HELLLLO
Me: HELLO
93 year old lady: UMMM.....(dropping phone).......(random clicking noises for 30 secs......HELLOO...i need a refill.....ooops i dropped the bottle....(scrambles for 1 minute) ....OK (4 minutes after i picked up the phone) here is the number.....
and
ME: (answering phone) Pharmacy
Lady: I left my suppositories in the car and they melted...can i exchange them.....
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what a sassy sassy sassy poof!
i have a friend in london who's snogged him in a club.
trashy trashy!
that's crazy shit you have to deal with.
all the _real_ intimate details of people's lives.
Don't ya just HATE working in customer service sometimes?
And thanks for the birthday wishes.
xox