So b-femme left this morning 
I hope she had fun and was not scared by my large group of boisterous friends....
She taught me how to pick up hookers in Grand Theft Auto Vice City and i showed her how skillfully i could punch a cop in the nuts and escape while stealing money and weapons and running over tourists! Too bad the first time...
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I hope she had fun and was not scared by my large group of boisterous friends....
She taught me how to pick up hookers in Grand Theft Auto Vice City and i showed her how skillfully i could punch a cop in the nuts and escape while stealing money and weapons and running over tourists! Too bad the first time...
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EARFUCK!!!
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moondaddy:
'Cause. 
superscott:
haha god knows what happened after that picture got taken. or before. haha good good times. hooray for vagina!
OK so Bionicfemme is here and in my bedroom...whatver shall i do???? 
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slebnak:
have fun...I hope you had a great birthday
roxxee:
Good for you Girl! Yay! Have fun!
YAY its my birthday!!!! whohoooo!
Bionicfemme comes today...im nervous...we will post and let ya'll know how everything is going
Bionicfemme comes today...im nervous...we will post and let ya'll know how everything is going
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grrlhavoc:
Your goddamn right im the best ...i am soooo sick of cleaning my yukky apt....but alas i must since bionicfemme is sitting in a plane right now....
...i am soooo sick of cleaning my yukky apt....but alas i must since bionicfemme is sitting in a plane right now....
peabodaddy:
Cool!
Happy birthday!
You deserve an amazing B-Day, and I bet you'll get one!!
(If there isn't an informal SG Houston get-together while she's in town, please tell Bionicfemme I'm a big fan!)
Take care...
Happy birthday!
You deserve an amazing B-Day, and I bet you'll get one!!
(If there isn't an informal SG Houston get-together while she's in town, please tell Bionicfemme I'm a big fan!)
Take care...
So i was at the restroom in this gay club in Dallas last week. For those of you who have never had the pleasure of going into a restroom at a gay club, they are little party pods full of seedy sex and drugs. Both sexes wander freely into any bathroom, making for a mix of sexual practices sure to delight any concerned parent...
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tiamat:
I decided you remind me of a sexier version of ally sheedy in High Art
i hope this is taken as a compliment, because it is intended to be given as one.
i hope this is taken as a compliment, because it is intended to be given as one.
freyja__:
ah the things you learn in unisex bathrooms.
i can't say i haven't been schooled a couple times over in them.
tucking in the bathroom is just plain tacky, tho.
sheesh.
;>
i can't say i haven't been schooled a couple times over in them.
tucking in the bathroom is just plain tacky, tho.
sheesh.
;>
so we had a big ass party at my apt last night...lesbians everywhere. It is 6pm...i just woke up 
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drnecessitor:
A "big ass" party? I'd be up all night too!!
csilla:
oh god i wish i had lesbians in my apartment!!!!!
ok im sooooo psyched....I just met one of my neighbors and he is a piercer at the tattoo parlor, The Electric Company, across the street from me. I have met the girlfriend of the tattoo artist there also and she has an incredible hip piece her boyfriend did. Im so happy these people live near me becasue i need to get some piercings redone and...
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roxxee:
That is so awsome. I'm a complete ink-junkie. You should definately go to the suspension show. I am way jealous, I went to one that Core did last year and it was amazing. I just introduced someone to SG last night too. I think she's gonna get a subscription!
wisp:
Awesome neighbors who know each other totally make places worth living in! Wicked huge congrats!
Bionicfemme comes one week from today...i cannot wait. I am nervous about meeting her but I know all will go well. She is a talented, insightful, and beautiful all around person and from the moment I started talking to her I felt a certain spark was there...
On another note, I was just reading the current events board. i just cannot agree with some of...
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peabodaddy:
Thank you so much.
That's just the info I needed (notice what a fibber the Czar is?).
And I figured you'd be the one to help me.
Gracias!
That's just the info I needed (notice what a fibber the Czar is?).
And I figured you'd be the one to help me.
Gracias!
thursday:
i stay away from current event forums. opinions are like assholes. everyone has them and most of them stink.
I hate Wal-Mart....as far as I'm concerned it is the biggest pit of shit in the United States...It is worse than Chinese water torture. All I needed was a navy polo shirt for my new job and some beef jerky, cuz, well..i love beef jerky...purchasing items at Wal-Mart, however, is no easy task. I got stuck behind every mother with 4 or 5 dirty, slow,...
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miss_piss:
you don't look mean to me... nevermind...
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butterfly2:
Take care of her while she's in Texas! 
Have a great time, she fucking rocks with her cock out!
Have a great time, she fucking rocks with her cock out!
Morpheus....bring me to her......
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moondaddy:
Did it work?
norritt:
where do you want her?
Phone sex...yea or nay???
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peabodaddy:
Well I've never known anyone--myself included--to resort to phone sex except as a substitute for one-on-one body-slappin' togetherness.
That said, it's "real" sex nonetheless. And it "works" in the utilitarian sense. And certainly has its place. Like masturbation is sexual, but not neccessarily the ideal sexual act.
And in a long-distance relationship, for example, it's a great source of relief and a great foreplay ritual. I mean, if you can't hook up with someone you know you want to be with and you know wants to be with you, when you DO get together...well...it's even better in person.
A long-winded but one-word answer to your short query is: Yea.
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That said, it's "real" sex nonetheless. And it "works" in the utilitarian sense. And certainly has its place. Like masturbation is sexual, but not neccessarily the ideal sexual act.
And in a long-distance relationship, for example, it's a great source of relief and a great foreplay ritual. I mean, if you can't hook up with someone you know you want to be with and you know wants to be with you, when you DO get together...well...it's even better in person.
A long-winded but one-word answer to your short query is: Yea.
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freyja__:
i once had a lover who lived far away
and we got around to it (naturally) one night
just chit chatting away about our missing each other
and whaddya know!? it just happened.
it was sweet, but i don't think i could have done it with just anyone.
it takes a pretty good cummunicator (ha!) to keep the actual CONVERSATION going, you know? moaning and groaning can get old quick.
and we got around to it (naturally) one night
just chit chatting away about our missing each other
and whaddya know!? it just happened.
it was sweet, but i don't think i could have done it with just anyone.
it takes a pretty good cummunicator (ha!) to keep the actual CONVERSATION going, you know? moaning and groaning can get old quick.
Ever walk around your house/apt nude all day just for the hell of it? I did that this morning.
Last night on Showtime I watched a documentary on porn called The Family Business...about porn producer Seymore Butts and his parents who package and distribute the porn.....Now i know what i want to do with my life...make porn. Lots of money and lots of sex...Who's with...
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Last night on Showtime I watched a documentary on porn called The Family Business...about porn producer Seymore Butts and his parents who package and distribute the porn.....Now i know what i want to do with my life...make porn. Lots of money and lots of sex...Who's with...
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r_dominique:
nudity rocks... except when you don't lock the door, and your dad comes busting in on you and your sgnificant other reading porn at the comp... ::blushes:: happened more than once, before we figured out that he needs to call first, and we need to wear clothes.
slebnak:
Seymore is a silly man.
I think I'll walk around my house naked tonight...my mother-in-law outta get a kick out of that.
I think I'll walk around my house naked tonight...my mother-in-law outta get a kick out of that.
i want to know how it went!
gush and brag and gloat away!!