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groteskburlesk

Ipswich, Suffolk, UK

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Saturday Oct 18, 2003

Oct 18, 2003
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My new base geetar will be arriving soon, aghhh!!! I'm just a little too excited.

For those who care its a lovely black Epiphone Explorer.

For those who don't care, it looks like something Metallica might use.

The funniest thing happened earlier this week. Somehow some Japanese Menthol Condoms arrived in our flat. Now I'm the ever curious cat so I decided it would be clever to check and see if Japanese mens dicks are indeed smaller than everyone else and to my surprise....

I was right. I tried one on for size (as you do) and it was soooo tight.

Ok so I've just realised that makes me sound like a big dicked show off, but I'm serious those thing were tiny. And I'm talking cut off the circulation tiny!

In Other news: Lovely Italian girl is still lovely, although she never has any mobile credit! Which means either I have to pluck up the courage to phone her or I just have to sit tight and wait for her to contact me, which is not good.

I taught her what Taking The Piss means and in what context to use it. (I like to help out with how the English look abroad...lol). Oh and I couldn't help but teach her Bollocks as well.

She, in return, taught me some little Italian sayings. Which, if you ever meet me, I will endeavour to recite.

Anyway I'm in rambling mode, for which I apologise, so I'm off to bed to dream about the day I actually might GET SOME!!!! frown
antenna:
haven't you heard? film-makers never GET SOME!
actors - yes. cameramen - sometimes. film-makers - no.
writers - smack in the gob for even thinking about it.
tongue
you got any film stuff on-line, sir?
if not, get a freebie account with Zebox or Get Out There. worth it.
Oct 19, 2003

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