groteskburlesk

when is your housewarming?

no need to call us names....

i'll be your lunch but only as long as we can go down drummond street for some dessert afterwards...xxx

no sweetie i didn't know you worked on drummond st
guess us having dessert was just meant to be...
especially as the x boy hated going to eat down there with me (wait - not like that) but just means i can make some good sweet memories together xxx

ahem!
i snog and grind ting but i NEVER fuck her...ugh...incest!
she's dj-ing at torture garden in brighton this weekend - are we going/fucking/spanking this friday?
its circus freak show theme!

and so where are you working nowadays then...

you really know the way straight to a woman's - ummm - heart...xxx

thats funny....cool man, i didnt mean to trip out, you just frightened my groove...

[Edited on Jun 07, 2003]

hey
my best friend (who has an english mom) and both her sisters thought tomahto was the british pronunciation for tomarto, when they were little kids. something i have always found hilarious and genius at the same time. the conversion process of a little kid with imported parents.

don't let velvetkither accuse you of doing anything to his "groove." you just keep on keepin' on.

...do the hustle!

no, not a tease.....you're just new here. that's all i ever put as my profile pic.--no face.

damn! now i've got "do the hustle" stuck in my head! why'd i come to this journal??!! WHY???

That's a much better line than mine, but as I said, I hadn't quite put my brain into action when I said it.

Goddamn! I wish I'd said that now, she was quite a cutie!

Do you mind if I use it next time? If there is a next time...

i don't want to put a pic of myself on sg......and i don't email pics either.

a tip for you though--i think you should respond to people's posts in their journals, not yours--cuz people don't usually check back where they posted to see a response. when they read your comment, they'll remember what they said to you, and understand your post. you'll get the hang of things soon enough.....

Me...Creepy?

I wish.

You're right though, campaign might be too strong of a word.

Time for a new Journal entry before I get chased by an angry mob with flaming torches!

be careful what you wish for, my friend --
and thanks a lot for listening!

sounds like a good job thing you've got going.

invisigirl never shows her face......although those are my eyes. and there's a pic of my belt and tummy in the "my pics" feature on my journal. you'll just have to use your imagination.....

Then it seems that you have the upper hand, as you know what I look like already.

I was going to ask if they were your eyes or not but you've answered that for me, and may I say what mighty puuurrrty eyes they are too...

Yes I did. Check my new journal post.

I hope you enjoyed DoWnLoAd.

what kind of films do you make?

At the moment I am working on four short films that will all be shown with each other. They are based (loosely) on a few short passages from Paul Auster's In the Country of Last Things.

You can also look at my other website if you like...
http://www.bombscare.blogspot.com

My point was actually that it is possible to have a sex life without having a girlfriend or being a slut. Now you figure out the rest.

I understand, but I'm not having much luck in that department at the moment, that's all.

I don't think I could be a slut anyway, I'm not that kind of person (it was just a thought that jumped into my head).

Nice selection of hats, by the way...