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let me tell you a cool little story.


i used to work in this record shop for a while(the obligatory day job for an aspiring musician). it was a nasty one- the only reason i ever hung out there in the first place was that most my friends worked there. then they all quit and i was left with a bunch of dysfunctional fucks. anywho-...
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invisigirl:
oh man, i was thinking how that was the coolest fucking quitting story EVER!!! you should've just let us believe it happened that way! i especially loved how the customers were even cheering---nice touch!!

let's see. one time i worked for this angry troll of a lesbian who was about 55 years old. she was round, with a hump back. i kid you not. she was so mean and cruel. one day, in the middle of my shift, i told her that i couldn't stand her any more, and i quit. i left immediately.
it felt damn good, too.
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yes kids- same as that loveable orange cat, god hates mondays too... frown


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now- maybe these are really old and y'all know them already, but i'll post them anyway-


http://iboard.ru/public/ftp/mult/htf_antics.swf

http://iboard.ru/public/ftp/mult/htf_baking.swf

http://iboard.ru/public/ftp/mult/htf_chip.swf

http://iboard.ru/public/ftp/mult/htf_happytrails.swf

http://iboard.ru/public/ftp/mult/htf_house.swf


sent by my sicko best friend- not only is he also a drummer and has the same first name as mine, but we were both born upside down! (feet first)

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eatmoregreens:
yo my lil cousins introduced me to those tree friends b4 yo~
when's the last time U cried
novy:
I got fired so mother fuck a Monday.
I just saw a bidet commercial and one of the people on it said "My grandkids love it".
Fucking classic.
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and i said: 'let there be vitamin water!'
and the guy in the deli said: '$1.50'
and i said: 'ok'
and there was vitamin water.
and it was good.

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invisigirl:
well, at least i have the memories. and what great memories they are. like nothing ever before.

later.
invisigirl:
sand drawing!!! of course!!! lol

i think i remember you mentioning something about being a gardener-----did you like it?
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so- i understand there's some indie-folk-punk-whatever guy who stabbed himself in the chest or something and ALL the people here are devestated over that right?



ok- let's dedicate a portion of this entry to honor mr. smith's self centered demise and unbelievably boring music, (checked it on FYE- thanks J!)



ready?

here goes:





boo hoo.





Awright! biggrin now that we got that over with, we can...
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fil:
I agree with you about the Smith thing, though I'm never a fan of seeing someone die.

I am SO in tune with my dark side that it's sickening - though you wouldn't know it. Yeah, I'm one of those people. I shake business partners' hands and think of ways I could kill them wink
novy:
Hahahahahahahahahaha fuckin awesome.
I always was annoyed when people did crap like that for attention.
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You may have won this round Daniel, but mark my words-

I'LL BE BACK!
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invisigirl:
it's darn funny, too. darn funny.
novy:
Yeah those are the white claps like things that go across the middle of the shirt. They rock.
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so- last night i was showing this site to my friend weedo. he saw my comment and went ahead to tell me about how the strokes actually went intro the take away place he worked in, and were really cool and down to earth.

i went ahead to wrestle him to the floor and hold him in a triple arm lock until he changed his...
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invisigirl:
BACON JUICE??!!!? puke for sure! ewwww!!

today is my day off, but it's therapy day too.
i'm kind of stressing a little bit, trying to print out some samples of my design stuff to apply for a design job. ugh. it's driving me crazy! i'll get it though, dammit!

i hope your day is great! kiss

edit: ah! your pic just changed to les nessman! too funny! i remember one episode where les was at a party, and a handsome man named "Steel" was talking to him, and said, "i believe a man's name tells you a lot about him. what is YOUR name?" and les said, "Les". haha

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invisigirl:
....and grooverider has gone missing once again......make room for LES!! you're silly.
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The only reason i haven't challenged 'the strokes' to a celebrity death match is that i am not yet a celebrity.

well- not in this dimension anyway...

but i do intend to do both- become a celebrity and beating the strokes into a bloody pulp. i'd also like to beat pulp into a bloody pulp. (or is it- to a bloody strokes?)

but since it's...
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twasbrillig:
Damn, SoEffinHappy stole my answer. I wouldn't mind seeing Fred Durst's nuts being tied to the muffler of a race car at the starting line at the indy 500. At the same time though, I find it extremely humerous that he actually went on a publicity tour just to talk about his "relationship" with Britney Spears....and to not exactly say he did or did not have sex with her, but made it apparent that he wants people to believe that he did. It's kind of Warholian.
maelwys:
I really wish I had thought of calling that the Spam song for the 21st Century. Alas. It was actually from an episode of the Young Ones which I had just watched.

Celebrity Deathmatch: Me vs Robbie Williams. A prat who dearly derserves a good kicking, beating, gougings, Glasgow Kiss, kneecapping, eviscerating, defenstrating and possibly being hung, drawn and quartered. I could also think of quite a few more things to do to him if I had to think for more than 6 seconds smile
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NA - NA - NA
GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME!
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soeffinhappy:
Get on wicha bad self.

Back to grooverider again? Thank God, that whole beaker stint was definitely less cool
novy:
Still crappy. Bad headache and I still can barely hear. Had to call in again.
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HES BACK FROM THE DEAD,
WITH THE SHAVED HEAD House of Pain/Fine Malt Lyrics.



Thats probably the only hip hop album I can recite from start to finish- like all ex-metal heads who found groovy comfort with the Irish trio.


So- can you kids guess what I did yesterday?

Ill give you a few clues:

1. It was quite daring and spontaneous,
2. Ive Never,...
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lesleyslenning:
what does

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mean? confused

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lesleyslenning:
it all makes sense now biggrin