So- check this out- a little story for the new year.
2 days ago, Im walking down Broadway, heading for the 42nd st. subway station. Now- I usually try to avoid this tourist-infested money trap, but it just so happens that all the music shops are there. I enter the station, and as usual- I jump 3 stairs at a time. Bad call!
BAMMMMM!!! I didnt notice that the fucking ceiling was sloped.
Almost falling down, I balanced myself, made a quick system scan, and decided to keep walking and deal with the pain later. (I dont mean to boast, but 8 years of martial arts give you some helpful tools when it comes to pain management.)
Then a thought crossed my mind- there are a lot of blood vessels happening up there- I reached for my head, and sure enough my hand came back all red.
So there I was- 42nd st. station, rush hour, bleeding like crazy. I held my scarf to my head for 7 minutes before it stopped. A few people noticed and offered to help, but I refused- I hate to make a fuss out of these kinda things.
To make a long story short- the cops werent too helpful either- they asked if I wanted an ambulance- I said no- and asked if there was anywhere I could wash up and sit down for 5 minutes. Apparently that was too much to ask for- we dont have any public bathrooms here yeah- Im sure that when they have to use one they go to McDonalds
Babylon cunts.
Dont get me wrong- I dont hate the people inside the uniforms. I hate to see how jaded they are. I mean- What the Fuck- Was it too much to ask for?!?
Whatever of course- there were no cabs to be found so I had to go back into the station and take 2 trains home.
Now- what can we all learn from my sad little story? A very important lesson indeed, which you should take with you for guidance and moral support:
when youre walking down the stairs of the 42nd st. subway station- look out for those 3 last steps- the ceiling is really low.
Now for todays list- its not a top 5 one, but it will have to do:
Ultimate hang-outs with my SG friends that I would like to do someday
1. Mycophile- well, weve done the movie and beer thing, I guess all we have left now is to hack into some right-winged organizations bank accounts and disperse the money as we see fit. Having no computer skills of my own, Im willing to take care of the refreshments (pizza and ice-cream) and provide myco with amusing commentary and moral-support.
2. Abbadon- I was thinking along the lines of a nice Pillaging session- Viking style. Heavy drinking will precede and follow of course.
3. Standec- Thats easy- Spy hunting in Prague.
4. K- Ok- well start by dropping some acid, then we dress up as super heroes and go save the poor people of London from whatever they need saving from. As a sign of appreciation, Im sure well be given the key to the city and a large amount of money. If not- well just have to take both by force.
5. Flood- aka glib, aka nil- I think we should go on a boat trip- somewhere in South East Asia. It should be a military boat though, as we will both be in full combat gear hunting for a general named Kurtz. On the way well go through all sorts of funny adventures- Local hunters throwing spears at us, enemy battle ships, crazy helicopter raids to the sound of Wagner
6. Tommysativa- This guy is going backpacking with me in Australia. For a year.
7. Linz- Im thinking something simple, like having some drinks and a spliff on top of the L letter in the HOLYWOOD sign. Oh- forgot to mention, well be watching the city burn to a riot that we started(hahaha!)
Ok- all of you who were not mentioned- youre all invited to the crazy house-warming party that Im throwing just as soon as I get my Jamaica beach house. Shouldnt be long now- I should be able to make my first million by next year (the first is always the hardest you know)
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL OF YOUS!!!
Grooverider.
2 days ago, Im walking down Broadway, heading for the 42nd st. subway station. Now- I usually try to avoid this tourist-infested money trap, but it just so happens that all the music shops are there. I enter the station, and as usual- I jump 3 stairs at a time. Bad call!
BAMMMMM!!! I didnt notice that the fucking ceiling was sloped.
Almost falling down, I balanced myself, made a quick system scan, and decided to keep walking and deal with the pain later. (I dont mean to boast, but 8 years of martial arts give you some helpful tools when it comes to pain management.)
Then a thought crossed my mind- there are a lot of blood vessels happening up there- I reached for my head, and sure enough my hand came back all red.
So there I was- 42nd st. station, rush hour, bleeding like crazy. I held my scarf to my head for 7 minutes before it stopped. A few people noticed and offered to help, but I refused- I hate to make a fuss out of these kinda things.
To make a long story short- the cops werent too helpful either- they asked if I wanted an ambulance- I said no- and asked if there was anywhere I could wash up and sit down for 5 minutes. Apparently that was too much to ask for- we dont have any public bathrooms here yeah- Im sure that when they have to use one they go to McDonalds
Babylon cunts.
Dont get me wrong- I dont hate the people inside the uniforms. I hate to see how jaded they are. I mean- What the Fuck- Was it too much to ask for?!?
Whatever of course- there were no cabs to be found so I had to go back into the station and take 2 trains home.
Now- what can we all learn from my sad little story? A very important lesson indeed, which you should take with you for guidance and moral support:
when youre walking down the stairs of the 42nd st. subway station- look out for those 3 last steps- the ceiling is really low.
Now for todays list- its not a top 5 one, but it will have to do:
Ultimate hang-outs with my SG friends that I would like to do someday
1. Mycophile- well, weve done the movie and beer thing, I guess all we have left now is to hack into some right-winged organizations bank accounts and disperse the money as we see fit. Having no computer skills of my own, Im willing to take care of the refreshments (pizza and ice-cream) and provide myco with amusing commentary and moral-support.
2. Abbadon- I was thinking along the lines of a nice Pillaging session- Viking style. Heavy drinking will precede and follow of course.
3. Standec- Thats easy- Spy hunting in Prague.
4. K- Ok- well start by dropping some acid, then we dress up as super heroes and go save the poor people of London from whatever they need saving from. As a sign of appreciation, Im sure well be given the key to the city and a large amount of money. If not- well just have to take both by force.
5. Flood- aka glib, aka nil- I think we should go on a boat trip- somewhere in South East Asia. It should be a military boat though, as we will both be in full combat gear hunting for a general named Kurtz. On the way well go through all sorts of funny adventures- Local hunters throwing spears at us, enemy battle ships, crazy helicopter raids to the sound of Wagner
6. Tommysativa- This guy is going backpacking with me in Australia. For a year.
7. Linz- Im thinking something simple, like having some drinks and a spliff on top of the L letter in the HOLYWOOD sign. Oh- forgot to mention, well be watching the city burn to a riot that we started(hahaha!)
Ok- all of you who were not mentioned- youre all invited to the crazy house-warming party that Im throwing just as soon as I get my Jamaica beach house. Shouldnt be long now- I should be able to make my first million by next year (the first is always the hardest you know)
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL OF YOUS!!!
Grooverider.
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sounds like a plan ... perhaps a few a-team references can be thrown in there too for good measure as well ... who gets to be murdock?