The only reason i haven't challenged 'the strokes' to a celebrity death match is that i am not yet a celebrity.
well- not in this dimension anyway...
but i do intend to do both- become a celebrity and beating the strokes into a bloody pulp. i'd also like to beat pulp into a bloody pulp. (or is it- to a bloody strokes?)
but since it's 5 to 1 it wouldn't really be fair-
that's why they'll have to bring all their friends, relatives, accountants, record label execs., security guards and fans.
i wanna do it in an urban playground setting- like the one in matrix 2 where neo fought a million agent smiths. (mental note- wait 'till the smiths reform and do same!)
but instead on running away, the end shot will be me standing on a heap of mutilated bodies- bruce lee style!
who would you challenge?
think of someone who offends you just by being alive!
and no copping out of this assignment- we have enough hippie love and peace journals on this site, as well as depressing- 'oh my life is shit' ones-
This place, at least today, is dedicated to your inner beast, so let me see your ugliest face please!
ps- if i've offended anyone with what i wrote, then i'd like to say that i'm not sorry, and i urge you to respond with some hate mail. it's about anger and violance today kids- let it all the fuck out!
ps2- nothing is wrong, i'm actually in a pretty excellent fucking mood- thanks for asking!
well- not in this dimension anyway...
but i do intend to do both- become a celebrity and beating the strokes into a bloody pulp. i'd also like to beat pulp into a bloody pulp. (or is it- to a bloody strokes?)
but since it's 5 to 1 it wouldn't really be fair-
that's why they'll have to bring all their friends, relatives, accountants, record label execs., security guards and fans.
i wanna do it in an urban playground setting- like the one in matrix 2 where neo fought a million agent smiths. (mental note- wait 'till the smiths reform and do same!)
but instead on running away, the end shot will be me standing on a heap of mutilated bodies- bruce lee style!
who would you challenge?
think of someone who offends you just by being alive!
and no copping out of this assignment- we have enough hippie love and peace journals on this site, as well as depressing- 'oh my life is shit' ones-
This place, at least today, is dedicated to your inner beast, so let me see your ugliest face please!
ps- if i've offended anyone with what i wrote, then i'd like to say that i'm not sorry, and i urge you to respond with some hate mail. it's about anger and violance today kids- let it all the fuck out!
ps2- nothing is wrong, i'm actually in a pretty excellent fucking mood- thanks for asking!
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Celebrity Deathmatch: Me vs Robbie Williams. A prat who dearly derserves a good kicking, beating, gougings, Glasgow Kiss, kneecapping, eviscerating, defenstrating and possibly being hung, drawn and quartered. I could also think of quite a few more things to do to him if I had to think for more than 6 seconds