groove

Twenty things you didn't want to know about me:

1. I'm old enough to know better; young enough not to care.

2. The fall is without a doubt my favorite season.

3. I've written a few books.

4. I am not modest; however, I am very private.

5. Get me drunk and I'll be naked as soon as someone dares me.

6. I don't drink much--even in law school. Especially for a law student.

7. I'm an old-school, DIY punk rocker, but I dress straight buttoned down.

8. In keeping with #7 any piercings and tats I have are not visible until #5.

9. I'm happily married to the love of my life.

10. I used to have an addiction. I still struggle with it from time to time and will for the rest of my life.

11. I am very afraid of dying.

12. I've traveled extensively, but I'm very much a homebody.

13. I love hot food but it gives me terrible gas.

14. I don't believe in god, but sometimes, I secretly wish I did.

15. As I get older, I get more liberal (if that is even possible).

16. I usually like animals much more than I like people.

17. I'm a fat dude who is obsessively clean.

18. Fuck the police.

19. In spite of being a bleeding heart liberal, I love guns and target shooting.

20. I watch Oprah.