groove

I met Jesus Christ tonight.

He wanted .50 cents to help get a grilled cheese sandwich.

I said, "Dude, aren't you lactose intolerant?"

Jesus replied, "I am tolerant of everyone and everything. Except Donald Rumsfeld. That guy gives me the creeps."

VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS

sweetavenue:

RUUUMMMMSSSFELD! I think he's an alien. And a really mean one to boot.

Hope you're having a good weekend.

May 8, 2004

hellocentral:

well, at least i look like i'm not a loser now.

just one more for you!!!!!!!! hehe.

[Edited on May 08, 2004 11:09PM]

May 8, 2004

Well, as the realities of moving set in, some of the new pad euphoria is wearing off. We're holding a massive sale this weekend, lots of furniture and crap we don't need, hell, never needed, is going to be sold to other people who don't need it.

The hardest to part with will be the books. Call me old fashioned, but I still like books,...
Read More

VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS

daliyah:

yeah, but no one calls me on it......Congrats on the wedding...I can't part with books either so I have had to put ours in a HUGE plastic bin.......Thanks again for the sweet comment........

May 5, 2004

lilmissmorbid:

All my books are paperback I have this thing about reading hardcover books. I just cant do it. They feel weird in my hands and I dunno its a hang up of mine.
If it doesnt come in paperback or soft cover I dont read it.
Have a great weekend moving.

May 5, 2004

Whoo hooo! Got a new place... finally!!

I move in two weeks!?! Yikes!

The new place *rules*... skyline view, closer to work, closer to school. And instead of throwing money down a hole, we get to start building equity. Thank god.

VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS

lilmissmorbid:

YaY! for new places to live!
YaY! for sex!
YaY! for beer!
YaY! for burritos!
YaY! for building equity!

The cheerleader has left the posting..
Btw I am the cheerleader with no underwear on doing cartwheels.

May 2, 2004

trixel:

You've got to rent Touching the Void then.

I'm glad about your new place

May 2, 2004

Tokyo.

Thankfully, my hotel toilet had been "Sanitarized". I picked up the complimentary "Razor" and read the verse on the package:

"Oh but it's clear skies we're under. When I am together, when I sing my song."

Shaved and showered, I was ready for a bath. Japanese style. I love Japanese baths... you clean yourself *before* entering the bath. The bath is super hot and...
Read More

VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS

woodstock:

Thanks for the comment on my set.

Apr 28, 2004

lilmissmorbid:

LMAO...
Sounds beautiful hope you took pics.. Ive never been out of the states yet.. Im crossing my fingers for Ireland in September.

Apr 30, 2004

Okay, I feel about a million times better today, although, a million times better than absolute shit is still pretty sick!

I *had* to go to work today, because I had a huge multi-departmental meeting that took two weeks to get scheduled in order to accommodate everyone's schedule... so basically no rest for the wicked.

It's Futurama time.

trixel:

I'm glad you're feeling better. That still doesn't take you off the Tokyo stories hook though

Apr 26, 2004

lilmissmorbid:

"No rest for the wicked"
Isnt that a Ozzy song?

Good to hear your feeling better. But uh peel that lung off the ceiling will ya sweetie its drying out

Apr 28, 2004

Ung. I'm sick. Sick like a dog. Why do I do this shit?? It got pretty warm here this week, and I got all excited and ran around like an idiot without a jacket when I fully knew better. I just couldn't help myself. Trapped inside all winter makes me want to get out and play.

Needless to say, now I'm hacking up a lung...
Read More

VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS

lilmissmorbid:

Hmmm. Hacking up a lung? I left mine on the ceiling last winter when I had the flu.. When it drops can you give it back to meh?
Hope you feel better. Sleep and drink. Its a cure all.

Apr 25, 2004

trixel:

*taps foot* Still waiting for Tokyo vignettes!

On a happy note, I'm utterly undone by your sweet comments about my bum.

Apr 26, 2004

Man... I am tired. I just got accepted to my first choice school!! Ah, back to school after a long absence!

The working and going to school thing is going to be a challenge though... 40 hours a week, and then classes 4 nights! I guess I'd better make the most of this summer!!!

VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS

lilmissmorbid:

Heh Call me hot anyday

Speaking of hot...
This weather sucks big balls I hate hot weather..

Apr 21, 2004

belllla:

Congrats on school!!

Apr 22, 2004

BBQ Tonight!!! Woo hoo!!!
Ah, I love when the weather gets warm...

VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS

belllla:

Your love for Mr. Jolly has earned you more coolness points than I've ever dished out in one sitting. Yeaaaaa for Mr. Jolly!!!

Apr 18, 2004

lilmissmorbid:

Hi, first time posting in your journal and I just wanted to say thanks for such a nice comment.
Bbq's are tons of fun. Mine usually end up like a drunken Springer show with some random boobie flashing and usually a wrestling match between brothers. Summer rocks. Heat sucks wish we could have weather in the 70's year round here. Anyways hope you had a good time and ate lots of yummies.

Apr 18, 2004

For those who asked, Stellastar* is a band...

They played in Chicago tonight at the Double Door, and it was a pretty good show. My wife an I are geezers (early 30s! Ouch!

so there sound appeals to us... they sound like a throwback to 80s alterna-pop. The lead singer sounds like Robert Smith meets Jarvis Cocker. They even have a track called "Pulp Song"...
Read More

sweetavenue:

Thanks so much for the comments! I was going to go to that Stellastar* show tonight, too. And you're no geezer because if you're one that means I'm one and, hey! I'm not.

Apr 13, 2004

woodstock:

Thank you, you are so sweet.

Apr 14, 2004

Another day, another dollar... *sigh*

Tomorrow night I am going to chill with the wifey and go see Stellastar*

VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS

dclxvi:

I want to know what Stellastar is too.

Apr 13, 2004

trixel:

Jarvis Cocker and the Cure? That's a potent sounding combo. I'm glad you two enjoyed yourselves. Sounds like you could use a cheering up of late.

Apr 13, 2004

*sigh*

Today my wife found out that she didn't get this job she was up for... it really sucks. She had been called back *twice* and her interviewer even told her she was his first choice! She hasn't talked to him yet, she just got a voicemail saying they ended up going with someone who had more experience.

It really sucks, because we were going...
Read More

VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS

alisa:

you have to be one of the sweetes husbands ever!!!!! if she could just read how much you care for her i bet she would start to feel better. i just went through the same thing and it does suck when you're made to feel that you have something in the bag and then it's just ripped from you. and all they cansay is well it's not my final decision. it's such crap... i wish people would just be honest up front and things like this won't happen. and good people wouldn't get their hopes up for nothing.

i hope your wife knows exactly how much and how deeply you truly care for her.

Apr 10, 2004

xartificialnight:

Aw why thank you. I think they'd tourn out better if someone else was taking them. Hopefully that will be the case next time. But thanks again!!

Apr 11, 2004

*sniff*

PistolKiss seems to have left the site for a while...

I hope she and her hubby come back soon!

trixel:

Never encountered PistolKiss, but I see the path she left: she's obviously missed.

*hug*

Apr 7, 2004

Thursday May 06, 2004

Wednesday May 05, 2004

Sunday May 02, 2004

Wednesday Apr 28, 2004

Monday Apr 26, 2004

Saturday Apr 24, 2004

Tuesday Apr 20, 2004

Saturday Apr 17, 2004

Tuesday Apr 13, 2004

Monday Apr 12, 2004

Thursday Apr 08, 2004

Tuesday Apr 06, 2004

Click here to join & see it all...