Fact of the Day
It takes an average of 345 squirts to yield a gallon of milk from a cow's udder.
Just in case you where wondering
It takes an average of 345 squirts to yield a gallon of milk from a cow's udder.
Just in case you where wondering
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josephene:
The average life of a baseball in the major league is 7 pitches... 
Just in case you were wondering...
And I'll look for you, under the mistletoe...
Just in case you were wondering...
And I'll look for you, under the mistletoe...
doublec:
just dropped by to say "hi!" and give you this:
More Jokes 
A little boy was sitting on the curb
with a gallon of turpentine and
shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.
A little while later a Priest came along
and asked the little boy what he had.
The little boy replied,
"This is the most powerful liquid in the world,
it's called turpentine."
The Priest said,
"No, the most powerful liquid in...
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A little boy was sitting on the curb
with a gallon of turpentine and
shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.
A little while later a Priest came along
and asked the little boy what he had.
The little boy replied,
"This is the most powerful liquid in the world,
it's called turpentine."
The Priest said,
"No, the most powerful liquid in...
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pollypocket:
How was your weekend???
pollypocket:
Weekend was ok, although I worked all through it. Love the new job, though. Super easy, which is a nice change!
Joke of the day Have agreat weekend
An elderly man went to his doctor and said, "Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up."
"That's not senility," replied the doctor. "Senility is when you forget to zip down."
Have agreat weekend
An elderly man went to his doctor and said, "Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up."
"That's not senility," replied the doctor. "Senility is when you forget to zip down."
impysh78:
He-he.
Hope you have a great weekend, too.
Hope you have a great weekend, too.
doublec:
you too sweetie!
A joke from me to you
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to a woman just passing and said, "Pardon me miss, do you happen to have the time?"
In a strident voice, she responded, "How dare you make such a proposition to me!"
The man snapped to attention in surprise and was uncomfortably aware that every pair...
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The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to a woman just passing and said, "Pardon me miss, do you happen to have the time?"
In a strident voice, she responded, "How dare you make such a proposition to me!"
The man snapped to attention in surprise and was uncomfortably aware that every pair...
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pollypocket:
Yeah, definitely a yay for employment.
josephene:
LOL!!! I love it!
Come on over, I'll make you some fudge, honey!
Come on over, I'll make you some fudge, honey!
Why is it that someone will ask you to be a friend and then never respond to you who knows. All I can say is that I love my friends and that is all that matters 
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poison:
hah aint that the truth..I have 57 friend requests right now and I can't keep track of who comments to me and who doesnt......it's crazy!!! 
gingergayle:
thank you so much for the birthday wishes you found me through my girl josie, didn't you? 
you found me through my girl josie, didn't you? I hope everybody had a great Thanksgiving.
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surfbetty:
awww, thanks man...but I'm married. but i'm still preeeeeetty fuckin cool.....
surfbetty:
ha, no worries...sometime I give the impression that I am single... 
Who wanted to make the turkey the national bird of the United States of America?
Benjamin Franklin, but he was opposed by Thomas Jefferson. Legend has it that Franklin then named the male turkey a "tom turkey" to spite Jefferson. (The female is called a "hen turkey" and the baby a "poult."
Have a wondedrful Thanksgiving
Love you all mean it
Benjamin Franklin, but he was opposed by Thomas Jefferson. Legend has it that Franklin then named the male turkey a "tom turkey" to spite Jefferson. (The female is called a "hen turkey" and the baby a "poult."
Have a wondedrful Thanksgiving
Love you all mean it
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josephene:
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!
benni:
happy thanksgiving yourself! hope youre well...
looooooooove!
looooooooove!
On October 3, 1863 Abraham Lincoln issued a "Thanksgiving Proclamation" that made the last Thursday in November a national holiday. (Before that, the president had to make an annual proclamation naming the day when Thanksgiving was going to be held.)
catiedid:
you are full of facts! what are your big plans for Thanksgiving? Will you be cooking up a bird?
pollypocket:
Hi! You said you wanted to be a friend... ok!!! AND you're in Clearwater? Awesome....
What was the reason for holding a Thanksgiving celebration?
On December 11, 1620 the first Pilgrims (or Puritans, as they were initially known) landed at Plymouth Rock. By the fall of 1621, of the hundred or so passengers who had sailed on the Mayflower, only half were still alive. (Of these, only four were adult women and almost forty percent were children.) The survivors, thankful...
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On December 11, 1620 the first Pilgrims (or Puritans, as they were initially known) landed at Plymouth Rock. By the fall of 1621, of the hundred or so passengers who had sailed on the Mayflower, only half were still alive. (Of these, only four were adult women and almost forty percent were children.) The survivors, thankful...
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doublec:
thank you grizz
catiedid:
thanks for the hug Griz! Right back at ya
i am related to John and Priscilla Alden who came over on the Mayflower, they are my great great great great great great great great great great great great grandparents yeah, Thanksgiving has always been really big in my family.
i am related to John and Priscilla Alden who came over on the Mayflower, they are my great great great great great great great great great great great great grandparents
yeah, Thanksgiving has always been really big in my family.