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Sinve there is never anything new in my life worthy of sharing with you all I have decided to leave you all with a quote.

"Knowledge is limited; but imagination encircles the world"

have a wonderful hump day smile
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pollypocket:
Very deep. biggrin

And how are you, honey? Long time no, umm, type! kiss
pollypocket:
I guess I can forgive you this time, just be sure not to let it happen again! wink kiss

Anticipation is delicious... along with all-over kissing. blush
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Hello all I hope everybody had a great weekend. Mine was good had a couple family get togethers for both my Mom's Birthday and my parents anniversary. I will you leave you with my quote of the day.

"Never look back unless you are planning to go that way"
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lilfleur:
Yes, she's pretty terrific, and thanks for the compliment. It's nice to meet you. biggrin
doublec:
kiss biggrin kiss
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"Knock the 't' off the 'can't'

I think this is a good quote for the day
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doublec:
no line, no applications...the next guy will just fall out of the sky...right? wink

thank you, grizz...have a fantastic weekend! :kiss;
impysh78:
But I can't. biggrin
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how we came to have
an oil shortage here in America.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in
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Alaska
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California
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Oklahoma
and
TEXAS
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Our
DIPSTICKS
are located in
Washington DC

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doublec:
i hope you are doing fantastic! kiss
doublec:
awwww, *big hugs* thank you! kiss
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The history of April Fool's Day, also called All Fool's Day, remains clouded. The theory about the reform of the Gregorian calendar in the late sixteenth-century, is likely to be the most widespread and most accepted.

France was the first country to switch from the Julian to the Gregorian calendar in 1582. Pope Gregory XIII introduced the calendar for the Christian world. The significance of...
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josephene:
One year my boss, in his ever-playful way thought it would be funny to announce in our local news that Farm Aid was coming to town on April Fools Day. The story was SOOO over the top, but people bought it, and it started a spiral of activity around town. Since then, he's not allowed to write news on April Fools Day.

You can be a Monkey Puppet! My friends would love you...and not just because you're a damn fine bartender. Speaking of which, a couple weeks ago, a friend of mine and I went to a bar and met a really cool bartender named Mark, and I thought of you as we were sitting at the bar keeping him company. biggrin kiss
josephene:
Didja go up in the arch?? YAY! Did it sway for you? Did you see a little curly haired girl turning green when it did? That was me...I thought the thing was going to break off and we would all die. And if you say that in front of kids, you can actually make them cry...*giggle*

I did hear you were in Indy...what were you doing here? I'm about 2 1/2 hours from Indy, so it's not close, but not SUPER far away. wink kiss

Have a fantabulous weekend! kiss biggrin
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Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Mr. Common Sense.
Mr.
> Sense had been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he
was
> since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
>
> He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as
knowing
> when to come in out...
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pinkzebra:
Thanks kiss kiss kiss

Great little story, too!!

Hope you're having a good week!!!
catiedid:
Have a super great Happy Easter!!!!!
GREAT BIG EASTER HUG AND kiss kiss
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OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an eagleto acondom because it more accurately reflects the government'spoliticalstance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the nextgeneration, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense ofsecuritywhile you're actually being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!
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catiedid:
LOL! Absolutely! biggrin
doublec:
you are just about the sweetest man alive! why is it that every time you leave me a comment, it totally makes me smile and feel happy? thank you sweetie! kiss BIG HUGS
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This is the kind of e-mails my grandmother sends me. Does my Grandmother rock or what.

Bra sizes


Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the
letters
used to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters
stood
for, it is about time you became informed!

(A} Almost Boobs......
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pollypocket:
How funny! How have you been, sweetie? kiss
catiedid:
kiss where are you? i hope all is well. kiss
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I am on my way to vegas and Milwaukee see you all soon.

Love always Grizz love kiss
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pinkzebra:
Damn you travel alot...must be nice...I'm hoping to go to Vegas next January! shocked
impysh78:
Have fun. kiss
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After every flight, Quantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe
sheet,"
which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics
correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots
review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that
ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance
complaints submitted by Quantas'...
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doublec:
i wish you the same! kiss love kiss
josephene:
Thank you, sweetie...you're the best hugger evah! kiss love kiss love