New Joke it is an oldy but a goody
A newly married couple of virgins are checking into their hotel to start their honeymoon. The hotel manager notices their nervousness and offers them the room with the magic mirror.
They ask what is a magic mirror? The manager says it is a mirror that will grant each of them one wish. They say thank you...
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A newly married couple of virgins are checking into their hotel to start their honeymoon. The hotel manager notices their nervousness and offers them the room with the magic mirror.
They ask what is a magic mirror? The manager says it is a mirror that will grant each of them one wish. They say thank you...
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maddy:
lol awesome...just saying hi back 
maddy:
don't worry i was laughing at the joke!
Joke of the day
Three Hillbillies were sittin around talking about great inventions.
The first one says i think the Aeroplane is the greatest invention ever.
Beacause I can fly anywhere in the world and see my Kin.
The second one says the Teleophine is the greatest invention ever.
Because I don't even have to leave my house to call any of my kin.
The...
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Three Hillbillies were sittin around talking about great inventions.
The first one says i think the Aeroplane is the greatest invention ever.
Beacause I can fly anywhere in the world and see my Kin.
The second one says the Teleophine is the greatest invention ever.
Because I don't even have to leave my house to call any of my kin.
The...
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dravenraine:
That place is soooooooo good!!! I have been there a bunch of times!! Thats cool!!!
dravenraine:
Cool, I will have to try that! 
Joke of the Day
A fly was fling over a creek in the creek there was a trout who was watching the fly, fly and the trout thinks to himself if that fly would drop another 6 inches I could eat that fly and have a little lunch.
Across the creek there was a bear who was watching the trout who was watching the fly,...
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A fly was fling over a creek in the creek there was a trout who was watching the fly, fly and the trout thinks to himself if that fly would drop another 6 inches I could eat that fly and have a little lunch.
Across the creek there was a bear who was watching the trout who was watching the fly,...
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rachet:
no problem
dravenraine:
hehehe yeah I am in a GREAT mood!!! Have a great evening sweetie! 
grizz's rules to live by
1) If you can't be with the one you love the one your with
2) If your not the lead dog the scene never changes
3) if a frogs ass was glass it would only hop once
1) If you can't be with the one you love the one your with
2) If your not the lead dog the scene never changes
3) if a frogs ass was glass it would only hop once
maddy:
i just have a great mental picture of a frog with a broken glass ass
I know this picture sucks. I don't really care this is who I am take it or leave it.
porcelainheart:
nah. you know what sucks? not winning the lottery.
justbreathex:
yeah not winning the lottery does suck