Joke of the day. I am sorry not ment to affend anybody.
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender: "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke? The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet and in a very deep, husky voice, the woman...
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A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender: "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke? The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet and in a very deep, husky voice, the woman...
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I have achieved greatness all my true friends can be seen by all. Unfortunately one of my very first friends on this site has to bid us farewell. Words can not truly describe her beauty and kindness. I for one will miss her greatly.
If you must know of whom I speak so highly you only need to read my one and only testamonial.
I...
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If you must know of whom I speak so highly you only need to read my one and only testamonial.
I...
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josephene:
It's always sad to lose friends...I'm sorry, hon... 
Marine Matt isn't going to be here until next month, actually...My cousin and his friend are coming up this weekend, and one of them is a shooter, so he's going to be on my team paint-balling. I'll let you know how it goes....
And yes, I should have spoken up sooner to get you into the position of beck and call boy...damn me!
Have a great weekend, honey!
Marine Matt isn't going to be here until next month, actually...My cousin and his friend are coming up this weekend, and one of them is a shooter, so he's going to be on my team paint-balling. I'll let you know how it goes....
And yes, I should have spoken up sooner to get you into the position of beck and call boy...damn me!
Have a great weekend, honey!
What is amnesia?
I FORGET.
Amnesia is a primitive, self-preservation mechanism, which comes into play when man need to protect himself or herself from some form of severe emotional or physical trauma. Man, subconsciously, blocks out the pain of the emotional or physical trauma, by burying the event or events so deeply that he has no memory of them.
In severe cases, the individual not...
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I FORGET.
Amnesia is a primitive, self-preservation mechanism, which comes into play when man need to protect himself or herself from some form of severe emotional or physical trauma. Man, subconsciously, blocks out the pain of the emotional or physical trauma, by burying the event or events so deeply that he has no memory of them.
In severe cases, the individual not...
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catiedid:
silly boy!! i've missed you too! how have you been?
josephene:
You make a good point, probably pretty emasculating to be drunk under the table by a girl if you're a big strong marine...*sigh* Josie likes the boys in uniform, I must admit...
So, when are you headed out on the road again? I like having you near a computer so I can hear from you. You know, a full time job of being at my beck and call wouldn't be bad, would it?
Have a great weekend, baby...OH and if you could go ahead and have a shot of tequila for me, that would be great, thanks.
[Edited on Jul 16, 2004 8:07AM]
So, when are you headed out on the road again? I like having you near a computer so I can hear from you. You know, a full time job of being at my beck and call wouldn't be bad, would it?
Have a great weekend, baby...OH and if you could go ahead and have a shot of tequila for me, that would be great, thanks.
[Edited on Jul 16, 2004 8:07AM]
OUCH!
Man Jailed After Shooting Self in Groin
SHEFFIELD, England (AP) - A man who shot himself in the groin after drinking 15 pints of beer and stuffing a sawed-off shotgun down his trousers was jailed for five years Tuesday for illegal possession of a firearm.
David Walker, 28, underwent emergency surgery after the March 6 incident in Dinnington, northern England. Tests were continuing to...
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Man Jailed After Shooting Self in Groin
SHEFFIELD, England (AP) - A man who shot himself in the groin after drinking 15 pints of beer and stuffing a sawed-off shotgun down his trousers was jailed for five years Tuesday for illegal possession of a firearm.
David Walker, 28, underwent emergency surgery after the March 6 incident in Dinnington, northern England. Tests were continuing to...
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gingergayle:
back at you!
back at you!
josephene:
LOL!!!! Nice one!
How are you, honey? You don't seem like your regular chipper self lately? Everything going okay? Doctor stuff?
How are you, honey? You don't seem like your regular chipper self lately? Everything going okay? Doctor stuff?
5 Reasons Sex is Good For You!
Better sleep. A sexier physique. Stronger immunity. Sound like the effects of the latest wonder drug? Nope, it's just the many physical benefits of having a satisfying sexual relationship.
And all this time you were just making love because it was fun! If you're looking for more reasons to get romantic, consider the following:
You're getting a good...
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Better sleep. A sexier physique. Stronger immunity. Sound like the effects of the latest wonder drug? Nope, it's just the many physical benefits of having a satisfying sexual relationship.
And all this time you were just making love because it was fun! If you're looking for more reasons to get romantic, consider the following:
You're getting a good...
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I hope everybody had a fantastic weekend. Some of you requested a pic of the new car so I put a couple in my pictures
josephene:
DAMN! Sweet ride, honey! How was your weekend?
josephene:
Yes, sweetheart, I have found myself sleeping quite well...I'm not counting the 4 hours that I got combined Friday and Saturday nights of course. I guess if I can still function and do my job, no complaints...I'm actually afraid to sleep, afraid I'll miss something...*giggle* ignorant, yes!
Thanks for having a shot for me though, honey...you're the bestest!
Thanks for having a shot for me though, honey...you're the bestest!
Joke of the Day
Peg leg Pete the Pirate
Goes to see the Doctor. The Doctor takes one look at him and says.
Peg leg you have a stearing wheel on the end of your penis.
Peg leg says arr it is driving me nuts!
Peg leg Pete the Pirate
Goes to see the Doctor. The Doctor takes one look at him and says.
Peg leg you have a stearing wheel on the end of your penis.
Peg leg says arr it is driving me nuts!
doublec:
what a doll you are, thank you grizz!!! ahhh, the tattoo...gotta call her the first week of aug to set up an appt....going to a body art expo next week tho...can't wait! how are you doing??? what have you been up to?
ahhh, the tattoo...gotta call her the first week of aug to set up an appt....going to a body art expo next week tho...can't wait! how are you doing??? what have you been up to?This is for all you fellow Scorpios
Scorpio Karma Profile
Scorpio is typically described in one word: intense. Deeply emotional and emotionally complex, Scorpio possesses an incredible charisma that attracts and stimulates others, who always want to know, Who is that behind the intriguing mystery? That's the great question: Who lives behind the sexy, alluring yet impregnable persona Scorpio portrays? The answer isn't an easy...
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Scorpio Karma Profile
Scorpio is typically described in one word: intense. Deeply emotional and emotionally complex, Scorpio possesses an incredible charisma that attracts and stimulates others, who always want to know, Who is that behind the intriguing mystery? That's the great question: Who lives behind the sexy, alluring yet impregnable persona Scorpio portrays? The answer isn't an easy...
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josephene:
Have a great weekend, honey! Have a shot of Tequila and think of me, that's an ORDER mister!
OH, and question, have you ever read any books on Army Rangers and their account of their experiences? If so, can you recommend an accurate depiction in book form? I'm interested in learning more about our elite... Thanks, honey!
Have a great weekend, honey! Have a shot of Tequila and think of me, that's an ORDER mister!
OH, and question, have you ever read any books on Army Rangers and their account of their experiences? If so, can you recommend an accurate depiction in book form? I'm interested in learning more about our elite...
Thanks, honey!
impysh78:
Hey I'm an aquarius. You're never a bad friend. Just maybse a busy one as of late. Me and Ossy are doing just fine. You know trying to keep up on bills, working etc... same ole' same ole'. How ya been Grizzy?
Sorry I have not up-dated in a few days. I bought a new car and was having some fun driving it. I will take some pictures and post them soon. I hope everybody is doing well 
Lots of
to all my beautiful wonderful friends
Lots of
to all my beautiful wonderful friends
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creative_slacker:
wee hoo, I can I have a ride in your new car... please...
benni:
*rubs hands together* onslought and carnage, HERE I COME!
want to hear a weird story? too bad, i'm telling you anyways...
remember when you had that information on "what tree did you fall from?" two weeks before i was in duluth and i wandered into a craft shop looking for a silver ring... instead there was a section for an artist who carves bracelets out of driftwood... super beautiful. there were like... thirty of them... all pretty similar... but i grabbed one right away and bought it without even trying it on. no hesitation. it was walnut; that's my tree.
true story.
want to hear a weird story? too bad, i'm telling you anyways...
remember when you had that information on "what tree did you fall from?" two weeks before i was in duluth and i wandered into a craft shop looking for a silver ring... instead there was a section for an artist who carves bracelets out of driftwood... super beautiful. there were like... thirty of them... all pretty similar... but i grabbed one right away and bought it without even trying it on. no hesitation. it was walnut; that's my tree.
true story.
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands. One nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
Happy 4th of July everybody. I hope everybody has a safe and happy weekend. Go buy some sparklers and right your name in the air.
Question: What is you favorite firework type? I like...
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Happy 4th of July everybody.
I hope everybody has a safe and happy weekend. Go buy some sparklers and right your name in the air.
Question: What is you favorite firework type? I like...
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catiedid:
what kind of a care did you get? i'm gonna get a new car when i get to Little Rock. I love that new car smell.
josephene:
You got a car? Pictures!!!! please?
please?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *wipes away a tear* man. now i totally forgot what i was going to say.