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Tuesday Jul 05, 2005

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Joke of the day


A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She
was a very good-looking woman, and determined to
keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to
place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She
thought long and hard about it, and when no one else
applied, she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be
safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a
hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about
ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very
well.

Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done
a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You
should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily
agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o'clock came, however,
and he didn't return. Two o'clock, and no hired hand. He returned
around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's
widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him

She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my
blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now
take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her
boots. "Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly
watching her eyes in the fire light. "Now take off my bra." Again, with
trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
"Now," she said, "take off my panties." By the light of the fire, he
slowly pulled them down and off.

Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear
my clothes into town again, you're fired."
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
josephene:
LOL... kiss
Jul 14, 2005
doublec:
hi grizz...just wanted to pop in a say hello to you sweetie kiss
Jul 16, 2005

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