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Monday May 16, 2005

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Well of beautiful friends of mine. Once again I have made it back from BarTenders Bash alive andd kicking. A great time was had by all a lot of drinking and debauchery. I hope you had a great weekend. I will leave you with a joke for the day.


Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day an he done run outta
night crawlers. He be bout reddy to leave when he seen a snake wit
a big frog in his mouf. He knowed dat dem big bass fish like
frogs, so he decides to steal dat froggie.

Dat snake, he be a cotton moufed water moccasin, so Boudreaux had
to be real careful or he'd get bit. He snuk up behine de snake and
grabbed him roun de haid. Dat ole snake din't lak dat one bit. He
squirmed and wrapped hisself roun Boudreaux's arm try'n to get
hisself free. But Boudreaux, him, hada real good grip on his haid, yeh.

Well, Boudreaux pried his mouf open and got de frog and puts it in
his bait can. Now, Boudreaux knows dat he cain't let go dat snake
or he's gonna bite him good, but he had a plan. He reach into de
back pocket of his bib overhauls and pulls out a pint a Tennessee
hillbilly moonshine likker. He pour some drops into de snakes mouf.
Well, dat snake's eyeballs roll back in his haid and his body go limp. Wit dat, Boudreaux toss dat snake into de bayou, den he goes back to fish'n.

A while later Boudreaux dun feel sumpin tappin' on his barefoot
toe. He slowly look down and dere be dat cotton moufed water
moccasin, wif two more frogs.
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
doublec:
*great big hugs* to you too....it's good to be back kiss
May 17, 2005
josephene:
LOL...great story. The one about the marine in your last post was classic. My boss loved it! I'm glad you had a great time, any pictures to share? biggrin
May 18, 2005

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