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Wednesday Oct 20, 2004

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Joke of the day

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end
up leaving together. They get back
to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that
his bedroom is completely packed with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.

It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them
and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into
organizing the display. There were Small Bears all along the bottom shelf
Medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and Huge,
enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.

She found it strange for a young man to have such a large a collection of
Teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but doesn't mention this
to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.

All the while thinking to herself...maybe this guy could be the one! Maybe
he could father my children?...etc. She turns to him... they kiss...and
then they make hot steamy love. After an intense, explosive night of raw
passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the
afterglow, the woman rolls over, strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well,
how was it?"

The guy says: "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf".
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
josephene:
kiss kiss Happy Weekend! kiss kiss
Oct 22, 2004
creative_slacker:
Oh SNAP! That was harsh, I laughed. Strickly speaking I'm a top shelf toy winner, or so I've been told. ha.

Anyhow, how the hell are you. I've been meaning to call and check up on you. My life is the same, everything normal... hate the job, boyfriend lives far away, and the social life is lacking... the standard slacker life. I'm getting ready to pop in a movie and chill. Later tater.
Oct 24, 2004

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