Joke of the Day
There was a City cop on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him.
"Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep," the little boy said, "he sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the boy a $20 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."
The young boy looked up at the cop and said "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little boy looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the prick goes underneath the horse."
I wanted to leave you all with a little humor. I am leaveing on trip tomorrow that will last about 5 weeks. Most of that time I will be on our bus and don't know if I will be able to log on.
Take care everybody and make sure too wish josephene a happy birthday on or before the 31st.
There was a City cop on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him.
"Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep," the little boy said, "he sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the boy a $20 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."
The young boy looked up at the cop and said "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little boy looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the prick goes underneath the horse."
I wanted to leave you all with a little humor. I am leaveing on trip tomorrow that will last about 5 weeks. Most of that time I will be on our bus and don't know if I will be able to log on.
Take care everybody and make sure too wish josephene a happy birthday on or before the 31st.
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you're jokes are my favorite!
in the meantime... have a great vacation sweetheart... and you may touch my button.