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Thursday Jul 22, 2004

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Things that make you go hmmm

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?


Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?


If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?


Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?


Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out?"


What was the best thing before sliced bread?


Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!


What do you call male ballerinas?
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catiedid:
the flower in my profile greeted me this morning on my patio. i LOVE hibiscus. i bought a small tree and bush a couple days ago and they have both been blooming non stop. i agree, better than the old lady, although, i am still feeling that way BLAH!
Jul 22, 2004
creative_slacker:
man my head hurts from unanswered hypathetical questions... further proof that I need to drink two more cups of coffee.

so, how the heck are you? I'm in desperate need for pancakes! Chocolate Chip pancakes... mmmmm. So, it looks like I may be the only one going to your show, unless Monica ends up not going to Hawii. I'll find out on Sunday what her plans are. I'll give you email asap. K. Miss ya.
Jul 22, 2004

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