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This joke may be a little old for some but I thought it was funny

For all of those who miss those great old tunes from the 60s and 70s, there's good news! Some of your old favorites have re-released their great hits with new lyrics to accommodate maturing audiences:


-- Bobby Darin - "Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash"


-- Herman's Hermits - "Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker"


-- The Beatles - "I Get by with a Little Help from Depends"


-- Marvin Gaye - "I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts"


-- The Bee Gees - "How Can You Mend a Broken Hip"


-- The Temptations - "Papa's Got a Kidney Stone"


-- Nancy Sinatra - "These Boots Aren't Made for Bunions"


-- Paul Simon - "Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver"


-- Roberta Flack - "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"


-- ABBA - "Denture Queen"


-- Leo Sayer - "You Make Me Feel Like Napping"


-- Commodores - "Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom"


-- Johnny Nash - "I Can't See Clearly Now"