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Thursday May 13, 2004

May 13, 2004
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Joke of the Day

A man is driving cross country. he is outside a small town in the middle of the desert. Where he see's a man chassing a coyote.

He stops to watch. He see's the man catch the coyote and comence to beastiality with the coyote.

He is so appalled he speeds into town to tell the sheriff. He barges into the sheriffs office demanding to see the sheriff.

The deputy tells him he is across the street in the diner. He walks into the diner to see an 80 year old man jacking off.

Now he is really upset and demands to talk to the sheriff right now. The sheriff who is sitting at the counter turns around and says I am the sheriff what can I do for ya.

The man says I just saw a man chase a coyote outside off town catch him and comence to beastialty with the coyote. When I walked into this diner I see that 80 year old man jacking off. Will explain what kind of town you are running here.

The sheriff lokks at him and says.

You don't expect a man his age to catch a coyote now do you.
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josephene:
Broaden my view then...for sure...I'm always a willing an able student when it comes to alcohol...the first time I did a tequila shot, I never wanted anything else...I'm very loyal that way, I suppose. However... the big bouncer sitting next to me couldn't take it. Very empowering to drink him under the bar... wink
May 14, 2004
creative_slacker:
The new picture is great. You look incredibly pleased to be on the open road.
May 14, 2004

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