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Monday Apr 12, 2004

Apr 12, 2004
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Today is Monday the most hated day of the week for most people. So I am going to try and liven things up with a joke. I know I have posted this before but iti is my favorite. SO suck it up and drive on if you have already read it.


A fly was fling over a creek in the creek there was a trout who was watching the fly, fly and the trout thinks to himself if that fly would drop another 6 inches I could eat that fly and have a little lunch.

Across the creek there was a bear who was watching the trout who was watching the fly, fly and he thinks to him self if that fly would drop 6 inches that trout would get the fly and I could get that trout have myself a little lunch.

On the other side of the creek there is a hunter who is watching the bear who is watching the trout who is watching the fly, fly, and the hunter is thinking if that fly would just drop 6 inches that trout would go for the fly, the bear would go for the trout he would be in my sights and I could have a nice trophy for my den.

behind the hunter in the woods is a mouse who is watching the hunter who is watching the bear who is watching the trout who is watching the fly, fly, and the mouse is thinking if the fly would drop 6 inches the trout would get the fly , the bear would get the trout, the hunter would shot the bear while he is distracted I could get his cheese sandwhich have myself a little lunch.

Up in a tree there is a wild cat who was watching the mouse who was watching the hunter who was watching the bear who was watching the trout who was watching the fly, fly and the the cat thinks to himself if that fly would drop 6 inches the trout would get the fly,the bear would get the trout.the hunter would get the bear and while he is distracted the mouse would go for his cheese sandwhich then I can pounce on the mouse get myself a little lunch.

Wouldn't you believe the fly drops 6 inches the trout gets the fly,the bear gets the trout,the hunter shots the bear while distracted the mouse gets his cheese sandwhich and the cats pounces on the mouse misses and lands in the creek.

The moral of this story is if the fly drops 6 inches the pussy's gonna get wet
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poison:
hahahaha I still love it.......everything is wet on this Monday morning though......can you believe it's snowing in KY??? whatever
Apr 13, 2004
soniclu667:
oh you...
yr such a good guy. my roomie and i just had a screaming talk about how boys suck cause they actually never want random sex. why do i only find the ones that want real relationships? but the thing with crush boy is that he's not a real good or somewhat good friend of my ex. he works at the triple rock, which we both frequent, and they talk about music, sometimes. whereas crush boy and i have actually had real PHONE conversations. i think crush boy is a REAL WUSS. but i still want him. have i mentioned that yr a TOTAL SWEETHEART? no, well you are!
*melissa*
Apr 13, 2004

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