Joke of the Day
During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the students "Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
"Just a minute, I have to go pee.
"That would be rude and impolite! What about you John, how would you say...
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During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the students "Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
"Just a minute, I have to go pee.
"That would be rude and impolite! What about you John, how would you say...
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I am bored at work. So I will up-date. If I am not traveling or building the office I have nothing to do. I did build a great looking two teer back bar out of glass block and plexiglass this week. If I may say so myself it came out awesome. You would have to see our office to get the full affect. Our office...
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impysh78:
Hey. Hope you're doing well.
catiedid:
your office has a view of the water? i'm so jealous!!
hug to you Grizz, i've missed you!
hug to you Grizz, i've missed you!
One good day at the golf course one bad day. Other than the bad a good week was had. I hope everybody else had a good weekend.
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cliona:
Nah, I won't get distracted. As long as I have tunes to listen to it's all good.
This is perfect though because I HATE clothes and this way I can work without them!
Yippee!!
This is perfect though because I HATE clothes and this way I can work without them!
Yippee!!
lilfleur:
It was a great weekend, thanks for asking. Are you an every-day golfer? My dad tried to get me into it, but it just wasn't my thing. But sitting around on a little cart, drinking all day, I would be up for that. 
I don't know if you have been watching the news I am pretty sure these stories have made it nation wide. It seems I live in a State full of resident sex offenders. There have been two youngs girls ubducted and killed in like a three month period.
This is such a tragedy I don't know where to begin the first guy worked at the...
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This is such a tragedy I don't know where to begin the first guy worked at the...
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lilfleur:
I don't think a few sickos is representation of the whole state. I'm not into grunge music and a diet of coffee and self-loathing, but I live in Seattle. There are cool people everywhere, and luckily Fla has you.
lilfleur:
You have a good weekend !
Poker Player
Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally droppedsome cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick themup, he noticed Bill's wife Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under herdress!
Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit hishead onthe table and emerged red-faced.
Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments....
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Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally droppedsome cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick themup, he noticed Bill's wife Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under herdress!
Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit hishead onthe table and emerged red-faced.
Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments....
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josephene:
OUT of the gutter? *shaking head* Oh, Ben, don't you know, it's much more fun, IN the Gutter...? 
So, going to catch a little golf this weekend, huh? Your hints were quite subtle, ya know. I heard someone say that Baseball is a sport, Basketball is a sport, and Golf is an addiction. *giggle* So, it sounds like you might agree.
Have a great weekend, and I'm sure Miss Catie has read your sweet words and would return the sentiment.
So, going to catch a little golf this weekend, huh? Your hints were quite subtle, ya know. I heard someone say that Baseball is a sport, Basketball is a sport, and Golf is an addiction. *giggle* So, it sounds like you might agree.
Have a great weekend, and I'm sure Miss Catie has read your sweet words and would return the sentiment.
doublec:
thanks grizz...think it'll be a fairly quiet weekend...i hope your's is wonderful!
Sinve there is never anything new in my life worthy of sharing with you all I have decided to leave you all with a quote.
"Knowledge is limited; but imagination encircles the world"
have a wonderful hump day
"Knowledge is limited; but imagination encircles the world"
have a wonderful hump day
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pollypocket:
Very deep.
And how are you, honey? Long time no, umm, type!
And how are you, honey? Long time no, umm, type!
pollypocket:
I guess I can forgive you this time, just be sure not to let it happen again!
Anticipation is delicious... along with all-over kissing.
Anticipation is delicious... along with all-over kissing.
Hello all I hope everybody had a great weekend. Mine was good had a couple family get togethers for both my Mom's Birthday and my parents anniversary. I will you leave you with my quote of the day.
"Never look back unless you are planning to go that way"
"Never look back unless you are planning to go that way"
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lilfleur:
Yes, she's pretty terrific, and thanks for the compliment. It's nice to meet you.
"Knock the 't' off the 'can't'
I think this is a good quote for the day
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doublec:
no line, no applications...the next guy will just fall out of the sky...right?
thank you, grizz...have a fantastic weekend! :kiss;
thank you, grizz...have a fantastic weekend! :kiss;
impysh78:
But I can't.
how we came to have
an oil shortage here in America.
~~~
Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in
~~~
Alaska
~~~
California
~~~
Oklahoma
and
TEXAS
~~~
~~~
Our
DIPSTICKS
are located in
Washington DC
an oil shortage here in America.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
~~~
We just didn't know we were getting low.
~~~
The reason for that is purely geographical.
~~~
Our OIL is located in
~~~
Alaska
~~~
California
~~~
Oklahoma
and
TEXAS
~~~
~~~
Our
DIPSTICKS
are located in
Washington DC
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doublec:
i hope you are doing fantastic!
doublec:
awwww, *big hugs* thank you!
The history of April Fool's Day, also called All Fool's Day, remains clouded. The theory about the reform of the Gregorian calendar in the late sixteenth-century, is likely to be the most widespread and most accepted.
France was the first country to switch from the Julian to the Gregorian calendar in 1582. Pope Gregory XIII introduced the calendar for the Christian world. The significance of...
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France was the first country to switch from the Julian to the Gregorian calendar in 1582. Pope Gregory XIII introduced the calendar for the Christian world. The significance of...
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josephene:
One year my boss, in his ever-playful way thought it would be funny to announce in our local news that Farm Aid was coming to town on April Fools Day. The story was SOOO over the top, but people bought it, and it started a spiral of activity around town. Since then, he's not allowed to write news on April Fools Day.
You can be a Monkey Puppet! My friends would love you...and not just because you're a damn fine bartender. Speaking of which, a couple weeks ago, a friend of mine and I went to a bar and met a really cool bartender named Mark, and I thought of you as we were sitting at the bar keeping him company.
You can be a Monkey Puppet! My friends would love you...and not just because you're a damn fine bartender. Speaking of which, a couple weeks ago, a friend of mine and I went to a bar and met a really cool bartender named Mark, and I thought of you as we were sitting at the bar keeping him company.
josephene:
Didja go up in the arch?? YAY! Did it sway for you? Did you see a little curly haired girl turning green when it did? That was me...I thought the thing was going to break off and we would all die. And if you say that in front of kids, you can actually make them cry...*giggle*
I did hear you were in Indy...what were you doing here? I'm about 2 1/2 hours from Indy, so it's not close, but not SUPER far away.
Have a fantabulous weekend!
I did hear you were in Indy...what were you doing here? I'm about 2 1/2 hours from Indy, so it's not close, but not SUPER far away.
Have a fantabulous weekend!
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Mr. Common Sense.
Mr.
> Sense had been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he
was
> since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
>
> He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as
knowing
> when to come in out...
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Mr.
> Sense had been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he
was
> since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
>
> He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as
knowing
> when to come in out...
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pinkzebra:
Thanks
Great little story, too!!
Hope you're having a good week!!!
Great little story, too!!
Hope you're having a good week!!!
catiedid:
Have a super great Happy Easter!!!!!
GREAT BIG EASTER HUG AND
GREAT BIG EASTER HUG AND
OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an eagleto acondom because it more accurately reflects the government'spoliticalstance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the nextgeneration, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense ofsecuritywhile you're actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an eagleto acondom because it more accurately reflects the government'spoliticalstance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the nextgeneration, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense ofsecuritywhile you're actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!
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catiedid:
LOL! Absolutely!
doublec:
you are just about the sweetest man alive! why is it that every time you leave me a comment, it totally makes me smile and feel happy? thank you sweetie! BIG HUGS
BIG HUGS
You made me smile.....thanks!